It’s gym, tanning, contacts and leopard for Snooki this year! Did anyone tell this legally short midget that it’s Halloween, because she doesn’t really look that different from the overdone act she puts on normally. Ugh.

Twenty-three year old Jersey Shore star Snooki has lost a lot of weight! She has hooked up with Zantrex-3 as their celebrity spokesperson and apparently it’s working quite nicely for her. She tweeted the above photo showing off her newly slimmed down figure in the typical Myspace pose. What do you think of Snooki’s new [...]

Jersey Shore star Snooki posted this photo on her Twitter account, proving that she can actually look human with something covering most of her face. Poor thing, someone should’ve told her that she looks like a midget Oompa Loompa troll who drinks too much. How did she get famous in the first place again?

On the new season of the epic steaming pile of crap that is Jersey Shore, Snooki is seen here asking where the beach is. Clearly she’s way too drunk to realize that the beach is right in front of her face. I’ve never been that drunk. Oh wait, there was that one time, but we [...]

Just now, reality television personality Snooki posted this photo of herself, along with a bunch of cops from Virginia. Yes, these are your tax dollars at work. I wonder if she got pulled over and made a deal to pose with them to let her loose. They got snooked, alright. That could have been $163.00 [...]

[photo removed.] Here’s that photo of Snooki that you perverts were looking for. Nasty! Why would anyone want to be that dark? Besides that, you would think she would clean up that trashy looking bedroom.

OK! Magazine wrote a piece titled, “Snooki’s Appearance Price Rises with Each Punch”, so it only means that for her benefit, people should continue punching her in her piehole? Snooki was reportedly charging an appearance fee of $2,000, but after she got hit in the face by the school teacher dude, it skryocketed to $10,000. [...]