Tragicomical

Paris Hilton filmed this Devassa beer ad in Brazil recently, much to the dismay of their Secretariat. The commercial was reportedly pulled from the air, with officials stating that it over-sexualized women. (continue reading…)

Paris Hilton was on her way into the dentist yesterday in Beverly Hills, when she was snapped toking on something that looked like a cigarette — or was it?

Rumors are ablaze that she’s a heavy pot smoker, so it wouldn’t surprise me if this is a doobie she’s puffing on. Are you surprised?

Now this is comical. Paris Hilton tweeted this little nugget earlier today, showing her raking some leaves in what appears to be very expensive clothes.

Or is this another one of those dumb quips for that new craptastic show she’s in, “I Get That A Lot”?

Paris….working?? I bet she doesn’t “get that” at all! Too funny, P, thanks for the giggle.

Paris Hilton is rattled by the death of her childhood friend, Casey Johnson.

She took to her Twitter to say:

In bed crying, looking at baby pictures of Casey, Nicky and I. I feel so upset. I feel like I’ve lost a sister. My heart is broken. Miss her

Afterward, she tweeted the above photo and said, “God has another Angel by his side. Casey, we all Love and Miss you and know that you are in a better place. R.I.P.”

I am dying laughing over here. Let’s hope Paris Hilton didn’t make a New Year’s resolution to lie to anyone, because she would’ve just broken it.

In a new video for Piers Morgan’s new show, “Piers Morgan On….”, the duo get hitched in Vegas. But not before she lies to him.

Check it out, it’s at the 1:44 mark. Unbelievable.

In case you didn’t know, Paris Hilton is a self-centered narcissist. She has pictures of herself all over her mansion and loves anything to do with — you guessed it– Paris.

She tweeted this, “Went to this really beautiful art gallery and saw this really amazing piece of work. It was made up of a bunch of tiny pictures of me, that was made into my favorite icon – Marilyn Monroe”, along with the above photo.

This piece of art is sure to be hanging in one of her many living rooms soon…because that’s how she rolls.

Jessica Simpson is repairing computers and doing something that requires some modicum of intelligence? This is why I’d have to call BS on this entire show, “I Get That A Lot”.

Celebrities are put into everyday work situations and when they’re recognized, they just say, you guessed it, “I Get That A Lot”. Sorry Jess, but you’ve blown the show wide open, trying to masquerade as someone smart. I must say, even Paris Hilton’s garbage acting was better.

Check it out:

Unbelievable.

Paris Hilton is in Aspen, Colorado with her boyfriend Doug Reinhardt for New Year’s skiing. She just tweeted this snow bunny photo.

She’s already said that she’s spending the holidays with her family, instead of doing the usual and going to Hawaii.

Heiress and resident L.A. airhead Paris Hilton was photographed for her new reality show, “I Get That Alot”. She was acting the part of a nerdy looking gas station attendant, while washing the cars.

I guess the premise of this dumb new reality fart is to have people saying to her, “My God! You look just like Paris Hilton!” ZOMG YOU GUYS!

How original. They have officially run out of ideas.

Piers Morgan and Paris Hilton got fake hitched in a ceremony geared to promote his new show on ITV1. The two were “wed” by an Elvis impersonator with a Marilyn Monroe wannabe as their witness.

Thank God the wedding wasn’t real, but it’s a shame for him that the kiss obviously was.

Poor guy, he should get checked for herpes before he gets married to his fiancee, Celia Walden.