Tragicomical

The goodies are after the jump, yokels. Don’t wanna get you fired or anything. (continue reading…)

Here’s that photo of Snooki that you perverts were looking for. Nasty!

Why would anyone want to be that dark? Besides that, you would think she would clean up that trashy looking bedroom.

Ashley Greene posed in a painted on skinsuit for SoBe’s new zero calorie Dragonfruit flavored water.

She had the scales painted on, along with the SoBe trademarked Lizard. Ashley said, “Being a part of the SoBe skinsuit shoot in the Turks and Caicos was amazing. It took the artist 12 hours to paint the SoBe scales on each skinsuit, but it was totally worth it. It’s an experience I’ll never forget.”