Tragicomical

For once, Lindsay Lohan decided to stay in on a Saturday night (alert the media!!!) and instead of drinking drugging “hanging out”, unemployed actress Lindsay Lohan and Perez Hilton had themselves a bit of a Twitter war.

Let me give you the tl;dr version of events. She called him fat, lazy, unoriginal and said that he looks like an oompa loompa. He said she predicted her own future by being out of work and called her out for being a drug addled mess.

The crazy thing is that they’re both right. He’s a fat, lazy untalented jerkoff who just wants hits for his website. She’s an unemployed attention seeker who has a serious problem and needs help.

Craziness.

Dina Lohan must be out of her ever lovin’ mind. Since her ex-husband Michael barged into Lindsay’s apartment with the cops, Dina has kept mum. She said that she was advised by her attorneys to keep her trap shut.

Since the reasoning behind Michael’s bust-in was to check on his daughter Ali’s welfare, Dina has come to bat for her eldest daughter.

In response to all of the hoopla, Dina said, “Lindsay is absolutely, 100 percent, not (a bad influence). Ali is amazing. She loves her sister. Would I let my daughter go anywhere that’s dangerous? I mean, come on, Ali and Lindsay need to be protected from their ex-father. That’s the dangerous situation… He’s creating a worse situation for everyone.”

I don’t think Lindsay would be a good enough guardian for herself. Sheesh, just look at how many times she’s fallen out of bars already this year.

Lindsay and Ali Lohan were mugging it up in these personal photos from the Coachella Music Festival. Katy Perry was also there, sans fiance. (continue reading…)

Lindsay Lohan is the epitome of what this site is all about. She gets tore up, hijacks an SUV, holds a few people hostage and when they want to depose her, she screws off.

It’s only been a week since she’s ditched the first deposition date for a shopping spree. According to TMZ, her victims are set to go to a judge and request the court to force Lindsay to sit for her deposition in the case. They’re also seeking to get a default judgment against her for failure to appear.

Stay tuned, this might just get interesting.

Lindsay Lohan and Boy George have hooked up, indeed, to share makeup tips.

Seriously, what do they have in common? Maybe she’s trying to pawn off a bunch of shoes on him? We already know she has way too many.

Or, maybe, George knows Samantha Ronson and Lindsay is looking for an “in”?

We learned yesterday that Lindsay Lohan is a celebrity hoarder and we saw the mountain of shoe boxes in her converted bedroom/closet.

Check out these photos of the catastrophic mess that her home really is. It’s a wonder how she’s able to navigate that mess and not get lost.

Lindsay Lohan went on “The Insider” before she dyed her hair back to dark brown to talk to Niecy Nash about her problems with daddy and her problem with hoarding stuff.

She has already turned a bedroom in her home into a shoe closet! Wanna donate something to Haiti relief?!?? You can start in that closet and work your way out to the living room.

Check out the video:

Am I right or am I right?

Lindsay Lohan really wanted to start the new year off on the right foot and we can’t think of any other way than releasing a sex tape.

She’s already made a four-day trip to India to talk about child trafficking, so there’s her humanitarian work for the decade. Now let’s talk the boobs.

A source said, “The video film is dynamite. It is pretty seedy and shows Lindsay engaged in a particular sex act which, obviously should remain behind closed doors. Lindsay was desperate to start 2010 off on a good footing and this is the very last thing she needs. If and when it is released on the internet, via a spurious, unofficial website, there is absolutely nothing she or her lawyers can do about it.”

I bet her dad is chomping at the bit to see this. Hold your horses, Mike.

Patrick Paufdenkamp and Lindsay Lohan had been friends since she was 16. But while she was on vacation with her sister in St. Barths, the nefarious thug made off with her crap work.

She announced to the world that she was going forward with her 6126 clothing line, but after all of her *ahem* hard work, he took off with her sketches.

He’s said to be going to New York City for Fashion Week to debut his own line of clothing.

Lindsay said, “I should’ve known better. But new year for me and a new beginning! Health, happiness, success and love!”

In addition to her previous tweet, Lindsay Lohan also tweeted this photo along with saying, “Peace and Love Mates”.

So skinny, but the bikini is cute!

Lindsay Lohan is sending us all some nice, warm holiday wishes as we creep into the New Year. While traveling, the actress tweeted this photo.

She said, “Sending love, peace, and prosperity to all ;)”

Thanks Lindsay! And we’ll see your trainwreck of a self more in 2010, we’re sure.

John Mayer emerged from a nightclub carrying Samantha Ronson in his arms. He set her down and made an oral sex comment. WEIRD.

Since Lindsay Lohan has already moved on from Sam, do you think John Mayer is trying to help make her jealous?

Watch: (FYI, language is NSFW):

Too funny.

Via The Superficial

Lindsay Lohan was spotted at a New York Rangers game Saturday at Madison Square Garden with her siblings and some friends.

In this photo, you can tell that Lindsay had her hand on what appeared to be a cane. But at least she’s looking much more healthy lately.

What do you think? Am I mistaken here?

Here’s Ali Lohan leaving Cipriani Restaurant in SoHo on December 23rd…doesn’t she look different? I swear, why can’t these kids look and dress their ages already? She already looks older than Lindsay and that’s saying something. It must be the darker hair or the way she dresses too much like a twenty-something.

Methinks there’s something in the Lohan water that makes them age terribly. Or it could those lip injections. Believe it or not, Ali is only fifteen sixteen. She seems like a good enough kid, though. And you can’t change who your family is, right?

What do you think?