Tragicomical

Kim Kardashian posed with her hideous X-Box, prompting nerds all over the galaxy to wonder if this bimbus even knows how to play one of these.

This broad would probably pimp out her own mother if she thought she could make a few thousand from it.

Try not to look at Megan Fox as more than a pretty face, because she can spew some awfully dumb crap. In the past, she’s said that she’s manic depressive, has multiple personalities and she’s bisexual, all in the name of promotion for her latest movie. Just recently, she touted the effects of vinegar on her own weight loss.

She gave us this little nugget:

“It just cleanses out your system entirely. It will get rid of … for women who retain water weight from your menstrual cycle and all that … it gets rid of it really fast. I’m not one for dieting or exercising, because I’m lazy and I have a really big sweet tooth, so I have to do cleanses every once in a while ’cause of the amount of sugar I take in.”

Now, dieticians have called her out on her stupidity, saying that vinegar will not help you lose weight and that there’s no magic pill that will do that for you.

Are you listening Kim Kardashian?

Kim Kardashian has done a lot of things to her hair, but in showing this photo of herself, I’m left with only one thought: Why isn’t this followed up by a tweet for L’Oreal?!??

She said, “I miss my blonde hair! Here’s a shot from my double 2011 calendar! One blonde-one brunette !!!”

Kim Kardashian headed over to Ashton Kutcher’s Katalyst headquarters where she was peed on by a monkey.

Unfortch, she lived to blog about it on her official website:

I stopped by Katalyst while Ashton Kutcher was filming! They had this little monkey that the magician, Dynamo, made appear! I thought he was really cute at first, but then he peed on me!! Ashton said the monkey had pooped on him, so I didn’t feel too bad, haha. Gross little monkey! This magician was amazing, though. He did the craziest card tricks!

I hope this little tidbit makes it to her reality show. Video or it didn’t happen!