Tragicomical

The hot mess that is Hailey Glassman fronted her goods on the cover of “Steppin’ Out” magazine. She is hitting back at all of the HATERS!

More to the point, today, she claimed that banging Jon Gosselin was bittersweet and he has a small wang. Three inches!

She said, “He was so small I didn’t think he would cheat on me. He’s hung like a nine-year-old boy. I’m serious. This is true”, claiming that he measures up to “3 inches.” “Anybody who sleeps with him will notice. It’s very noticeable. It’s so tiny, tiny, tiny”, only one-upping that by saying that she “would laugh about it with my mom.”

Bitter much?

Jon’s little pecker, after the jump! (continue reading…)

Jon Gosselin went home to his shared NYC pad earlier Saturday, it was trashed beyond belief.

TMZ says:

When Jon entered his Manhattan apartment this afternoon, he found his “shoes, shirts, luggage, bed, curtain, rugs and other furnishings” had been slashed by a “sick perpetrator” — and it doesn’t stop there.

We’re told Jon’s television, CD player, coffee maker, a Nintendo Wii game, dishes, pots and pans were taken from his apartment. Jon’s attorney also says a Ming vase, believed to be over 100 years old … was “smashed to pieces.”

It was also noted that a butcher knife secured a note to his dresser that was signed by his ex-girlfriend, Hailey Glassman. It doesn’t mean she did it, it could’ve meant she was framed. We’re still waiting on word.