Tragicomical

Lindsay Lohan really wanted to start the new year off on the right foot and we can’t think of any other way than releasing a sex tape.

She’s already made a four-day trip to India to talk about child trafficking, so there’s her humanitarian work for the decade. Now let’s talk the boobs.

A source said, “The video film is dynamite. It is pretty seedy and shows Lindsay engaged in a particular sex act which, obviously should remain behind closed doors. Lindsay was desperate to start 2010 off on a good footing and this is the very last thing she needs. If and when it is released on the internet, via a spurious, unofficial website, there is absolutely nothing she or her lawyers can do about it.”

I bet her dad is chomping at the bit to see this. Hold your horses, Mike.