There’s some seriously whack stuff going on at the Sheen/Mueller household on Christmas. First, apparently Charlie Sheen reportedly “shared a song for his daughter whom he fathered with another woman”, which made her jealous. He says the fighting began at 3:30 AM and escalated to the point where Brooke threatened to divorce him and take their children. She said that he held her down and threatened her with a knife to her throat.

He denied threatening her with a knife, but did say that he carries one in his travel bag.

Brooke said that they argued, she threatened divorce, and he grabbed her by the upper part of throat and straddled her on the bed. She claimed that he pulled a knife on her and held it to her throat, saying, “You better be in fear. If you tell anybody, I’ll kill you. You’re mother’s money means nothing. I have ex-police I can hire who know how to get the job done and they won’t leave any trace.”

After the incident, she claimed to have told him, “You’re right. You’re right. You’re right. I’m sorry. I love you.”

He was arrested on Christmas morning. Listen to her frantic 911 call here.

Michael Lohan has taken to threatening legal action against people, so why should his ex-fiancee’s father be any different?

Apparently Erin Muller’s father did something to pee in Mike’s Wheeties, because he said this on his Twitter earlier today:

The statement & documents I released were only the beginning. If Erin’s father wants to continue the FBI will know about his insurance scams

recording contract, BMW X5, lts of gifts and cash all waiting! When you listen to the wrong people, it all goes to waste! When will we learn

I live up to my promises, while others serve themselves and try to control people for the wrong reasons

He also said he was contacting his attorney over someone claiming to be Erin on Twitter:

@ErinPMuller i know this is not Erin. i am contacting my attorney and u are next 2 be prosecuted just like the fake “TheMichaelLohan”

The fake Erin’s account has since been deleted, as well as having the fake Michael Lohan’s account suspended.