There’s some seriously whack stuff going on at the Sheen/Mueller household on Christmas. First, apparently Charlie Sheen reportedly “shared a song for his daughter whom he fathered with another woman”, which made her jealous. He says the fighting began at 3:30 AM and escalated to the point where Brooke threatened to divorce him and take their children. She said that he held her down and threatened her with a knife to her throat.

He denied threatening her with a knife, but did say that he carries one in his travel bag.

Brooke said that they argued, she threatened divorce, and he grabbed her by the upper part of throat and straddled her on the bed. She claimed that he pulled a knife on her and held it to her throat, saying, “You better be in fear. If you tell anybody, I’ll kill you. You’re mother’s money means nothing. I have ex-police I can hire who know how to get the job done and they won’t leave any trace.”

After the incident, she claimed to have told him, “You’re right. You’re right. You’re right. I’m sorry. I love you.”

He was arrested on Christmas morning. Listen to her frantic 911 call here.

Brooke Mueller called 911 on Christmas morning, claiming that her husband, Charlie Sheen had a knife.

In the audio, below, you can hear her drunken call to the 911 operator, as she was frantically saying that she needed to file the report. She also said that there were others there separating the two of them.

Listen:

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Charlie was subsequently arrested and released on $8,500 bond.

Thoughts?

Sources have revealed that the incident that landed Charlie Sheen in the pokey yesterday “involved a weapon of some sort”.

According to E! News, a weapon was confirmed to be a part of the domestic violence dispute that got Charlie arrested on Christmas. He has since been release after posting $8,500 bond.

Charlie will be returning to court on February 8, 2010.

Actor Charlie Sheen was arrested earlier today in Aspen, Colorado, after being charged with domestic violence offenses. According to sources, his victim was his wife, Brooke Mueller. He was charged at 8:34 AM with felond second degree assault, felony menacing and criminal mischief.

His publicist, Stan Rosenfield, said, “Don’t be misled by appearances. Appearances and reality can be as different as night and day.”

What a moron. Who gets their retarded selves arrested on Christmas day?