Kesha is not the sharpest tool in the shed, obviously. The “Tik Tok” singer appeared on Britney Spears‘ “Lace & Leather” song off of Circus, but now she’s bashing Brit Brit. Doesn’t sound too swift to me.

So not only does this trainwreck waiting to happen look like she’s in desperate need of a brush, but she’s also picking on the pop princess. That didn’t take long.

She said:

“I think that’s bullshit. I don’t think that’s fair at all for people who are going to see the show. I think if you are going to be a singer, you should sing. If you are going to be a dancer, you should dance. If you are going to do a combination of the two, you should make it very clear when you are singing and very clear when you are dancing. I would never do that to my fans. No offense to her specifically but people have asked me before to mime. I have been up at three in the morning for a television show with jet lag but I refuse to mime. It’s treating people as if they are too stupid to realize you are not actually singing. Sometimes it is hard to sing and dance at the same time but I would rather be off and be real and genuine about it to my fans. I don’t want to treat my fans like they are stupid. That is my take on my fans and life in general. My whole record is super-honest. I am really honest. When I am singing I may sound shit sometimes but at least you’ll know I’m singing.”

Suck it Kesha. You’re an idiot.

Britney Spears’ 18-year-old sister Jamie Lynn was trying to get in a bar, incognito, y’all.

On Christmas day, Jamie Lynn got into Atlas Bar wearing this getup. A snitch said that she got carded at the door and the bouncer ratted her out, telling everyone who she was.

The snitch said, “She had a friend who was over 21 buy her shots and drinks.”

Stay classy, Jamie Lynn. And if you were wondering where her babydaddy was, someone’s gotta babysit.

Reportedly, Jason Trawick had a bit of a meeting with Britney Spears’ ex-husband Kevin Federline to get his blessings to marry her.

I don’t believe a word of this nonsense. Why on Earth would Jason ask for K-Trash’s consent, blessing, or anything else before asking for Britney to marry him.

Besides that, she has already called BS on marriage rumors anyways. So there’s no truth to anything about Britney that you don’t read on her official site.

A source has said, “Jason not only professed his love for Britney, he told Kevin he absolutely adores his two sons. Jason acknowledged that Kevin will always be the boys’ real dad, but respectfully asked his blessing as a future co-parent. Jason has been spending lots of time with the boys to try and bond with them.”

BS BS BS!