Just now, reality television personality Snooki posted this photo of herself, along with a bunch of cops from Virginia.
Yes, these are your tax dollars at work. I wonder if she got pulled over and made a deal to pose with them to let her loose. They got snooked, alright. That could have been $163.00 that would have been put to good use.
Kesha is not the sharpest tool in the shed, obviously. The “Tik Tok” singer appeared on Britney Spears‘ “Lace & Leather” song off of Circus, but now she’s bashing Brit Brit. Doesn’t sound too swift to me.
So not only does this trainwreck waiting to happen look like she’s in desperate need of a brush, but she’s also picking on the pop princess. That didn’t take long.
She said:
“I think that’s bullshit. I don’t think that’s fair at all for people who are going to see the show. I think if you are going to be a singer, you should sing. If you are going to be a dancer, you should dance. If you are going to do a combination of the two, you should make it very clear when you are singing and very clear when you are dancing. I would never do that to my fans. No offense to her specifically but people have asked me before to mime. I have been up at three in the morning for a television show with jet lag but I refuse to mime. It’s treating people as if they are too stupid to realize you are not actually singing. Sometimes it is hard to sing and dance at the same time but I would rather be off and be real and genuine about it to my fans. I don’t want to treat my fans like they are stupid. That is my take on my fans and life in general. My whole record is super-honest. I am really honest. When I am singing I may sound shit sometimes but at least you’ll know I’m singing.”
Suck it Kesha. You’re an idiot.
Not to be funny or anything, but I couldn’t help myself with the title. Sometimes they just write themselves. Rapper J-Kwon is actually missing.
His record label is worried and has launched a search for him. He has not been seen by his friends or family in St. Louis, Missouri since the beginning of February.
His record label’s president, Tony Bucher, said, “J-Kwon is a big part of the Gracie family, and we are obviously increasingly worried and want to make sure he is okay. We’ve already received thousands of emails from fans and supporters who are worried about J-Kwon, and we want everyone to know how much we appreciate the love and support. If anyone has seen J-Kwon or has access to him, please let him know we are worried about him, and to please let us know everything is okay.”
So if you’ve seen this guy, please let everyone know he’s okay.
Jessica Simpson said on Twitter that she was cleaning out some of her stuff and found this funky hat. She tweeted, “Cleaning out my closets…20 boxes of NO’s so far. Really? I bought this? My lord!! Hahaha”
Go through more stuff and take more pictures, I have all the time in the world. Well, we’re waiting…
Lindsay Lohan and Boy George have hooked up, indeed, to share makeup tips.
Seriously, what do they have in common? Maybe she’s trying to pawn off a bunch of shoes on him? We already know she has way too many.
Or, maybe, George knows Samantha Ronson and Lindsay is looking for an “in”?
Paris Hilton filmed this Devassa beer ad in Brazil recently, much to the dismay of their Secretariat. The commercial was reportedly pulled from the air, with officials stating that it over-sexualized women. 
Betty White has been killed off – if you were to listen to an internet prankster who started the whole mess.
The nefarious evildoer made an image that looked exactly like a TMZ post, claiming that Betty had passed away. The post said that she was found dead in her Los Angeles home by her assistant, after a long day of visiting her grandchildren.
I am so happy that this is only a hoax. Please stop messing with our treasured celebrities, people. How come no one starts this mess about Paris Hilton?
Faith No More had nothing but respect from me in the nineties. They had everyone singing along to “Epic” and “Falling To Pieces”. Now their lead singer has reduced himself to poor antics like this in order to get attention.
Yes, Mike Patton showed off his penis. This will get you fired if you’re at work and your boss is behind you, so please proceed with caution.
The goodies are after the jump, yokels. Don’t wanna get you fired or anything.
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are sexing it up in these new leaked photos from “Eclipse”.
Also, below, you can see how Bryce Dallas Howard has a deathgrip on Edward’s head in the upcoming movie. Check out the thumbnails below for the “Twilight” goodness.
Here’s that photo of Snooki that you perverts were looking for. Nasty!
Why would anyone want to be that dark? Besides that, you would think she would clean up that trashy looking bedroom.
Sandra Bullock thought she would spice things up a bit in the sack with hubby Jesse James. So she opted to try and dye her pubes pink, in the spirit of Valentines Day.
She said, “I decided for Valentine’s Day I would do a special hair thing. I wanted to try to create a pink heart shape with my lower hair. It was painful. You had to bleach it first. There’s something about bleach that feels like acid. Then I had to shave it. I was in so much pain, but I kept going and put the pink dye on and it went the wrong color.”
Ruh roh George!
The hot mess that is Hailey Glassman fronted her goods on the cover of “Steppin’ Out” magazine. She is hitting back at all of the HATERS!
More to the point, today, she claimed that banging Jon Gosselin was bittersweet and he has a small wang. Three inches!
She said, “He was so small I didn’t think he would cheat on me. He’s hung like a nine-year-old boy. I’m serious. This is true”, claiming that he measures up to “3 inches.” “Anybody who sleeps with him will notice. It’s very noticeable. It’s so tiny, tiny, tiny”, only one-upping that by saying that she “would laugh about it with my mom.”
Bitter much?
Jon’s little pecker, after the jump!
These Kardashian sisters are a bunch of dumbasses. One gets famous for blowing a guy on camera, the other wants to make a sex tape and the lesser known idiot gets press for saying that she drinks her own breast milk.
Kourtney Kardashian is a flipping idiot. Khloe said, “Kourt just admitted that she tasted her own breast milk. Ummmm TMI. Wow my sister has changed. She used to whip her boobs out for no reason. Now she does it to feed her child.”
It’s only TMI because you told the world, you bloomin’ moron.
We learned yesterday that Lindsay Lohan is a celebrity hoarder and we saw the mountain of shoe boxes in her converted bedroom/closet.
Check out these photos of the catastrophic mess that her home really is. It’s a wonder how she’s able to navigate that mess and not get lost.
Jennifer Love Hewitt’s boyfriend, Jamie Kennedy, doesn’t mind nudity in movies and has opted to show his wang in new flick, “Finding Bliss.”
Unfortunately for Jen, there’s no bliss in this post. We feel for ya, girl.
Click after the jump to see what Jamie’s workin’ with!
