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February 4th, 2010

Photos: Lindsay Lohan’s hoarding mess!

We learned yesterday that Lindsay Lohan is a celebrity hoarder and we saw the mountain of shoe boxes in her converted bedroom/closet.

Check out these photos of the catastrophic mess that her home really is. It’s a wonder how she’s able to navigate that mess and not get lost.

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February 4th, 2010

This is what Jennifer Love Hewitt bangs every night

Jennifer Love Hewitt’s boyfriend, Jamie Kennedy, doesn’t mind nudity in movies and has opted to show his wang in new flick, “Finding Bliss.”

Unfortunately for Jen, there’s no bliss in this post. We feel for ya, girl.

Click after the jump to see what Jamie’s workin’ with! (continue reading…)

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February 3rd, 2010

Photo: Russell Brand & Jason Segel kiss!

Muppet master and “How I Met Your Mother” star Jason Segel locked lips with Katy Perry’s man, Russell Brand while attending The Stand With Haiti benefit concert at The Wiltern yesterday in L.A.

Jason better wash out his mouth with soap now!!!

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February 3rd, 2010

Photo: Scarlett Johansson helps Haiti with handbags

To aid those affected by the tragedy in Haiti, Scarlett Johansson is lending a helping hand — or handbag, for that matter.

The actress has designed an exclusive, signed handbag with all of the profits benefiting OXFAM. The purse will be available is more than 1390 Mango stores globally, and it retails for a measly $29.90. The handbag contains the message “Supporting the people of Haiti” and is signed by Scarlett herself.

Johansson said, “I’m thrilled to be collaborating with Mango to promote conscious consumerism and to benefit Oxfam’s Haiti Earthquake Response Fund. By purchasing this bag, which I specially designed, you are helping to provide life saving assistance like clean water to the people of Haiti.”

What a great idea. Kudos ScarJo!

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February 3rd, 2010

Video: Lindsay Lohan hoards shoes

Lindsay Lohan went on “The Insider” before she dyed her hair back to dark brown to talk to Niecy Nash about her problems with daddy and her problem with hoarding stuff.

She has already turned a bedroom in her home into a shoe closet! Wanna donate something to Haiti relief?!?? You can start in that closet and work your way out to the living room.

Check out the video:

Am I right or am I right?

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January 19th, 2010

Photo: Halle Berry’s new perfume, ‘Pure Orchid’

Halle Berry’s new perfume, “Pure Orchid” will be hitting the shelves in February. Here’s what her new ad for the fragrance looks like.

Weirdly enough, it looks just like her first bottle, only without the lavender color. “Pure Orchid” will start at $17.00 for a .5-oz. bottle.

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January 15th, 2010

Sarah Trigger threatens Jon Cryer?

According to sources, Jon Cryer’s ex-wife may have threatened the actor on the set of “Two And A Half Men.”

Imagine that, violence and drama that doesn’t involve Charlie Sheen.

TMZ reports:

Security has flooded the set of “Two and a Half Men” after a threat was made against Jon Cryer.

Sources connected with the show tell us the threat was “significant.” We’re also told it involves the turbulent divorce with Jon’s ex-wife.

Sources tell us the taping will now go on, but because of security concerns, there will be no audience tonight.

Trigger’s mouthpiece said, “There’s no reason in the world why Sarah would do anything like that.”

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January 15th, 2010

Lady Gaga gives Oprah Winfrey a Gaga bow

Despite canceling her concert date at Purdue University yesterday, Lady Gaga still went on “The Oprah Winfrey Show”.

In the photo, you can see that Gaga gifted the talk show host with a bow of her very own. But the real question is, what is going on with Lady Gaga’s hair? Seriously, did a porcupine die on her head???

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January 15th, 2010

Photo: Paris Hilton smoking pot?

Paris Hilton was on her way into the dentist yesterday in Beverly Hills, when she was snapped toking on something that looked like a cigarette — or was it?

Rumors are ablaze that she’s a heavy pot smoker, so it wouldn’t surprise me if this is a doobie she’s puffing on. Are you surprised?

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January 14th, 2010

Jamie Lynn Spears in a wig, entering a bar

Britney Spears’ 18-year-old sister Jamie Lynn was trying to get in a bar, incognito, y’all.

On Christmas day, Jamie Lynn got into Atlas Bar wearing this getup. A snitch said that she got carded at the door and the bouncer ratted her out, telling everyone who she was.

The snitch said, “She had a friend who was over 21 buy her shots and drinks.”

Stay classy, Jamie Lynn. And if you were wondering where her babydaddy was, someone’s gotta babysit.

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January 14th, 2010

Photo: Gary Coleman’s Penis

If you were wondering “Whatchutalkin’boutWillis?” Gary Coleman is packin’, I can tell ya, it’s bigger than he is.

After the jump, for the goodies (continue reading…)

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January 14th, 2010

Lindsay Lohan made a sex tape, people

Lindsay Lohan really wanted to start the new year off on the right foot and we can’t think of any other way than releasing a sex tape.

She’s already made a four-day trip to India to talk about child trafficking, so there’s her humanitarian work for the decade. Now let’s talk the boobs.

A source said, “The video film is dynamite. It is pretty seedy and shows Lindsay engaged in a particular sex act which, obviously should remain behind closed doors. Lindsay was desperate to start 2010 off on a good footing and this is the very last thing she needs. If and when it is released on the internet, via a spurious, unofficial website, there is absolutely nothing she or her lawyers can do about it.”

I bet her dad is chomping at the bit to see this. Hold your horses, Mike.

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January 14th, 2010

Photo: Jesus Luz, blindfolded

This photo is hot, I don’t care what you say. Jesus Luz blabbed on and on to Interview magazine about some shit, but do we care? NO. Why? Because I’m too busy looking at his pic. Nom nom nom.

He’s only popular because he’s sexin’ up Madonna. He’s pretty, though.

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January 14th, 2010

Heidi Montag still looks dumb

Another photo has been leaked of Heidi Montag’s “People” shoot, showing more of what she’s had done.

She was pretty enough before, but those BOOBS! They’re ginormous. What on Earth is she doing to herself. She’s only 23. Good grief, I guess she wants to look more and more like a blowup doll everyday.

And guess what? She’s not done!

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January 13th, 2010

Katy Perry isn’t knocked up

Katy Perry posted this on her Twitter page just a bit ago. I guess it’s symbolism for her not being knocked up?

There goes all of those potential Rusty Rockets babies. Gross. Why would she post that?]

And who is she going to offend this time?

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January 13th, 2010

Heidi Montag is addicted to looking stupid

Heidi Montag is morphing before our very eyes. She graces the cover of “People” magazine to show off her less horsey-looking chin, her ginormous boobs, and whatever else she’s had done.


She released her crap debut album yesterday, “Superficial” and now she’s showing us just how superficial she really is.

And you know what? She’s not even done yet.

“For the past three years, I’ve thought about what to have done,” the reality star tells PEOPLE. “I’m beyond obsessed.”

And so, on Nov. 20, Montag’s total transformation began. Keeping even her family in the dark, the starlet chronicled every painful moment of recovery and her journey to become “the best me.”

How many times has Joan Rivers said that she wasn’t done?

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