Tragicomical

Aren’t they just so cute? It must be nice to vacay in Hawaii whenever the urge hits. Right?

Jessica Simpson is slowly morphing into Carrie Underwood, only without the talent.

Sheesh, I hope that they don’t want to do anymore close-ups with his mess. Good lord, no wonder she was asking Hef for a place to stay if she’s ever broke. She can see the future. No one wants to see washed up celebrities with caked on makeup, that’s just so 80’s.

Britney Spears doesn’t look all cracked out and crazy. God I miss that. And Rumor has it that she’s performing at the 2008 VMAs…..I hope she gets in the same outfit she wore last year and acts retarded. That’d be freakin’ awesome.

And tame that mess of hair, girlie. Where’s Ken Paves when you need him?

Eva Longoria Parker has been wearing a lot of loose fitting clothes lately. Which makes me wonder if she’s pregnant.

Just confirm it already, jeez.

These boob pics are from the same night that Lily Allen tried to punch some chick three times. She really needs to learn how to wear a bra.

Pete Wentz is a dork….here’s proof.

This video just proves that Terrence Howard should really stick to acting, and thank his lucky stars that he gets paid to do that.

Katherine Heigl was busted for flicking a cigarette on the ground after having lunch with her mom at PF Changs recently. She had to sweet talk her way out of the ticket, but the officer made her pick it up and throw it into a trash can ten feet away.

Litterbugging heffer.

As previously suggested, Amy Winehouse is not going to any rehab center near or around the prison where they’re hauling Blake Fielder-Civil’s sorry butt.

Her rep has already issued a denial.

It was said yesterday that Amy would be going to rehab and could make a trip out of that and seeing her hubby. Nope. Denied.