Lindsay Lohan has risked getting “bullied” again by her dad Michael. She has decided not to show up at her grandfather’s wake, instead, opting to shop in New York with Samantha Ronson.

Michael confirmed her absence to X17, but he still doesn’t know who she was hanging with, instead of her family. Why does this douchebag need to go to X17 to talk about his daughter? What a tool.

God those snappers are good! They caught Amanda Bynes’ dog in the middle of a squirt. Nice.

She’s totally banging Sacha Baron Cohen. He totally looks hot when he’s not in character.

Bai Ling looks like a trash bucket wherever she goes. I think that’s her thing. She should hook up with Tila Tequila. Can you image the nastiness that would come from that union?

James Gandolfini and Deborah Lin have gotten married Saturday in an intimate ceremony in Hawaii. James has his eight-year-old son as his best man.

A guest says, “There was a nice big kiss at the end with both hands on the cheeks. They looked great.”

I thought he’d end up with Dr. Melfi. Ha.

Ashlee Simpson was reportedly in tears over fears that she had gained too much weight in her pregnancy. She was said to have went to Planet Blue to buy some pairs of size zero jeans as an inspiration for herself to lose the baby weight after she has her child.

She took to her myspace blog to debunk the rumors:

“1. My doctor says I am right on target with my weight gain. 2. Have not been to Planet Blue in at least two years. 3. Love my maternity jeans … they have stretchy tops - it is awesome!”

She adds: “Carrying a child is the most inspiring, emotional, amazing experience of my life. My weight and my pant size are the absolute last thing I am concerned about. I am only concerned with having a healthy pregnancy and a healthy baby. People who talk and judge pregnant women’s weight need to get a life!!!”

Good for her. If you’re worried about how much weight she is gaining, mind your own business.

And you’re welcome.

Rawr. Ladies, you’re welcome.

Love the hat, Hil, but what the crap is around your neck girlfriend? Tools?

Emmy Rossum reminds me a lot of Natalie Portman when she gives off that look. Am I wrong? Close your mouth, you’re going to attract flies or some crap.