August 20, 2008

Don’t assume that Paris Hilton knows how to pump gas

Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton

Yes, just because Paris Hilton is AT a gas station, let’s not make any assumptions here, okay folks.

On a side note, I’m loving her dress. It’s so freakin’ cute!

July 26, 2008

Paris Hilton is pimping out her shoes in Las Vegas

Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton let everyone know via her Myspace blog that she’ll be in Vegas to pimp out her Fall line of shoes:

See you in Vegas!
Current mood: excited

Hi Everyone! I wanted to let you all know about something I am so excited about- my new Fall Shoe Collection launching at Macy’s Fashion Show Mall in Las Vegas on July 29th!

With the success of the launch earlier this year, my line continues to be inspired by high-fashion runways with a comfy fit, and the perfect price point! My new fall collection will give all you guys the first look at the hottest fall footwear trends.

I love these shoes; they come in a range of styles that are totally chic and trendy –whether you pair some t-strap heels with a beautiful dress or rock your favorite skinny jeans tucked into a pair of my knee-high or cowboy-inspired boots, there is really something for everyone. I personally chose the styling, design, materials and colors for the entire line and also wanted to make sure it was super comfortable. Each shoe has a heart shaped comfort pad sewn into the inner sole, so you can dance and party all night long! I also made the soles of the shoes hot pink so from every angle, they are super cute!

We are launching the fall line of the Paris Hilton Footwear Collection at Macy’s Fashion Show Mall in FABULOUS Las Vegas on July 29th from 3-6pm! If you are in Vegas you can still buy a pair of my shoes through the 29th at Macy’s and will not only get a sneak peak of the line at Macy’s Fashion Show Mall, but the first 300 customers to make a purchase from the Paris Hilton Fall Footwear Collection will be guaranteed a space in line where we can meet at the July 29th launch event.

Don’t worry, if you aren’t in Las Vegas, you can also get the shoes at Macy’s, Kitson, Zappos.com, Endless.com, Bakers, Lord & Taylor and select specialty boutiques across the country.

Hope you like them as much as I do!

Xoxo,
Paris

July 23, 2008

Paris Hilton got pulled over for driving badly!

Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton was pulled over by police yesterday for “driving badly.” Maybe they should’ve just arrested that heirhead and been done with it. Then we could’ve seen her on TV or in the tabloids crying again. I love it when celebrities are faced with consequence for the stupid crap that they do.

But I’m getting off track here. She was stopped while driving on the 134 freeway in Glendale because she was weaving. She explained to the cops that she was lost and they let her off with a warning. If I got pulled over and used that as an excuse, they’d say, ‘Here, let me escort you to the JAIL.’

July 19, 2008

Paris Hilton Shopping at the Brentwood Country Mart, yesterday

May 10, 2008

Paris Hilton & Benji Madden at Villa nightclub, last night

October 25, 2007

Repo! The Genetic Opera Trailer

This would’ve been more appropriately titled as “Repo! The Generic Opera”. God, this is disgusting looking AND sounding.

October 23, 2007

It warms my heart to hear Paris get booed

Here, speaking at the 2007 Spike Scream Awards, Paris was first applauded, then booed. Hehe


Paris Hilton Booed at Scream 2007

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Paris Hilton is met with a rousing series of boos onstage at the Scream 2007 awards.

October 20, 2007

Paris & Ozzy at SpikeTV’s Scream Awards

When two very different worlds collide, you see things like this happening. Paris looks totally skanky here with her funked up haircut.

Ozzy just rocks.

September 19, 2007

Paris Hilton thinks she can model?

September 2, 2007

Paris Hilton at PURE Nightclub 8/27