What happened to Madonna’s face!?!?!??
Madonna’s shirt says “1-888-2-confess”, what is she confessing? That she had too much cosmetic surgery???
Jeez, her cheeks look so sucked in and she looks beat!
Madonna’s car was vandalized
Madonna’s SUV was vandalized by punks in New York’s Central Park on Monday. According to local police reports, she was not in the vehicle at the time of the incident and was not targeted because she’s cooler than us.
Her chauffer was driving the vehicle when two punk kids throw a large rock at it and damaged the back window.
It’s all good, though, Madonna can afford it.