July 18, 2008

Keeping Up With The Kardashians DVD

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They had to show Kim Kardashian’s major booty on the front of the Keeping Up With The Kardashians DVD….think they did that for a reason?

July 18, 2008

Khloe Kardashian is already out of jail

Good Christ, that was fast!!

I just got my Khloe Kardashian signature pose mugshot picture posted and she’s already been set free. Jeezus.

TMZ sez:

For those of you who had 173 minutes time served in the office pool — drinks are on you!

According to the L.A. County Sheriff’s Department website, Khloe Khardashian is now on the loose again, free as a bird to party it up at Hyde and dine at Wendy’s.

How’s that compare to her fellow celeb inmates? Nicole did 82 minutes, Lindsay did 84. Khloe did roughly 100 more minutes. That’s a hardened criminal!

A Sheriff’s spokesperson tells us she was released because female inmates are eligible for early release due to overcrowding. We’re told there’s only one female jail and it’s “busting at the seams.”

July 18, 2008

Khloe Kardashian’s mug shot

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She probably took that wonderful pose from the Paris Hilton book. Khloe Kardashian “posed” for the cops when she turned herself in earlier today. She just looks too happy to be there, if you ask me.

July 18, 2008

Khloe Kardashian was out last night, trying to look “sexy”

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Khloe Kardashian shouldn’t be getting any press for her stupidity regarding drinking and driving. She is trying to get the same kind of fame sister Kim is getting, but I’m not playing into it. She’s retarded. Kim said while they were bowling for charity that Khloe’s not talking and they’re saving that gibberish for their sucktastic show, Keeping Up With The Kardashians.

Like people watch that garbage?

It must be nice to be famous for absolutely nothing.