Tragicomical

Jessica Simpson is slowly morphing into Carrie Underwood, only without the talent.

Jessica Simpson is on the cover of the September issue of Elle magazine dressed up like a cowgirl. Like everyone’s going to forget that she used to be a pop star. She has said that she was conforming to her boyfriends, and this just happens to be a good example of that.

Jess, go back to your roots already. This country crap is for the birds.

Where’s Tony Romo??

If you can’t get in or out of a car without showing your goodies to the world, do what Jessica Simpson does. Use a bag!