Tragicomical

Denise Richards is going to learn a tough lesson when Charlie Sheen sues her for custody of their two daughters, Sam and Lola. Apparently, the reality “star” had an emergency hearing recently to allege that Charlie Sheen is molesting their daughters.

Now, Charlie plans to sue Denise for defamation. Afterwards, he’s going to sue her for custody. Sources say that she make the big stink to ensure ratings for her craptastic reality show, when the producers threatened not to renew her for another season.

Kids are not pawns, Denise!

Denise Richards was forced to sell her Hidden Hills property for $140,000 less than the price she paid for it a year ago.

I bet Charlie Sheen is laughing his butt off at her. Even moreso, considering that it was rumored that she was being forced out of the neighborhood by her neighbors due to her animals and reality show.

She’s offering her home for $4.25 million and says that she wants to sell the home so that she can be closer to her daughter’s schools.

Denise Richards was rumored to be getting pushed out of her neighborhood by angry neighbors due to them complaining about her craptastic reality show, Denise Richards: It’s Complicated.

She says that she put her Hidden Hills home on the market and plans to look for something more comfortable. Suuuuuuure!

She says, “Not one neighbor has complained to me. If there have been any complaints to the production company, I don’t know about them.”

Not.buying.it.