Tragicomical

I mean, I really wanted to say something nice about David Duchovny, cuz I’ve seen all of his ads for Californication and man, was he hot. But this time, when I gazed at his picture, all I could notice was his gigantor forehead. It will attack!

Normally I’d say that David Duchovny is hot, but in this pic, he looks like a hot mess. Someone get this man a stylist and take his pants off ala Californication. Go ahead, I’ll wait.

Thanks.