Tragicomical

Ashlee Simpson was reportedly in tears over fears that she had gained too much weight in her pregnancy. She was said to have went to Planet Blue to buy some pairs of size zero jeans as an inspiration for herself to lose the baby weight after she has her child.

She took to her myspace blog to debunk the rumors:

“1. My doctor says I am right on target with my weight gain. 2. Have not been to Planet Blue in at least two years. 3. Love my maternity jeans … they have stretchy tops - it is awesome!”

She adds: “Carrying a child is the most inspiring, emotional, amazing experience of my life. My weight and my pant size are the absolute last thing I am concerned about. I am only concerned with having a healthy pregnancy and a healthy baby. People who talk and judge pregnant women’s weight need to get a life!!!”

Good for her. If you’re worried about how much weight she is gaining, mind your own business.

She’s as big as a house! When is Ashlee Simpson gonna pop??

Yeah I said live, but in Ashlee Simpson terms, that probably just means pre-recorded.

And there was some ruckus being caused about whether or not she’s pregnant, but that issue is old and I don’t care anymore.

Sue me.