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Lawrence Taylor only whacked it

Lawrence Taylor is seriously taking the “I only whacked it” defense in his case that he raped a 16-year-old prostitute. One snitch claimed that he engaged in a “masturbatory act” and left it at that. It was said that he engaged in “sex acts”, but there was no mention ...
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Photo: Eclipse’s newborn vampires

We’ve got our grubby little hands on a photo of Riley and the newborn vampires from Eclipse emerging from the water. Are you excited for the release of the third movie already??  Read More →
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Beyonce suffers a nipple slip

Beyonce was sunning herself on the beach in Hawaii with her husband, Jay-Z, when she suddenly suffered a wardrobe malfunction. You’re welcome, pervs.  Read More →
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Tito Ortiz arrested for domestic violence

According to sources, former UFC fighter Tito Ortiz has been arrested after police were called to the home he shares with his ex-porn star girlfriend, Jenna Jameson. TMZ reports: We’re told when cops arrived to the home in Huntington Beach, CA — Jenna Jameson had “visible injuries.” We’re ...
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Lindsay Lohan stays in, starts Twitter feuds with Perez Hilton

For once, Lindsay Lohan decided to stay in on a Saturday night (alert the media!!!) and instead of drinking drugging “hanging out”, unemployed actress Lindsay Lohan and Perez Hilton had themselves a bit of a Twitter war. Let me give you the tl;dr version of events. She called him fat, lazy, ...
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Dina Lohan calls Lindsay a ‘great guardian’

Dina Lohan must be out of her ever lovin’ mind. Since her ex-husband Michael barged into Lindsay’s apartment with the cops, Dina has kept mum. She said that she was advised by her attorneys to keep her trap shut. Since the reasoning behind Michael’s bust-in was to check on his daughter ...
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This nobody got tossed in jail

David Hasselhoff’s ex-wife, Pamela Bach, was tossed into jail, after being sentenced to 90 days in the clink for drunk driving. An L.A. judge gave her 30 days, but extended it to 90 after finding that her November arrest, which was constitued as a violation of her parole. She’s set to ...
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Bret Michaels still in critical condition

Despite sources telling TMZ that Bret Michaels’ condition has stabilized, someone in his camp has updated his Facebook page with the following message: There are several incorrect reports on Bret’s condition. Bret remains in critical condition at an undisclosed location. Further tests are ...
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Photos: Lindsay & Ali Lohan with Katy Perry at Coachella

Lindsay and Ali Lohan were mugging it up in these personal photos from the Coachella Music Festival. Katy Perry was also there, sans fiance. more…  Read More →
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Jennifer Love Hewitt wants to hook up with Robert Pattinson

Now that she’s pushed Jamie Kennedy away with haunts of marriage, Jennifer Love Hewitt wants to sink her claws into Twilight vampire Robert Pattinson. She said, “His features are so striking. I love that he has such a soft voice.” Keep dreaming, he’s with Kristen Stewart and ...
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Lindsay Lohan is a no show for second deposition

Lindsay Lohan is the epitome of what this site is all about. She gets tore up, hijacks an SUV, holds a few people hostage and when they want to depose her, she screws off. It’s only been a week since she’s ditched the first deposition date for a shopping spree. According to TMZ, her victims ...
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Kim Kardashian was paid for this

Kim Kardashian posed with her hideous X-Box, prompting nerds all over the galaxy to wonder if this bimbus even knows how to play one of these. This broad would probably pimp out her own mother if she thought she could make a few thousand from it.  Read More →
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Photo: Your tax dollars at work

Just now, reality television personality Snooki posted this photo of herself, along with a bunch of cops from Virginia. Yes, these are your tax dollars at work. I wonder if she got pulled over and made a deal to pose with them to let her loose. They got snooked, alright. That could have been $163.00 ...
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Kesha blasts Britney Spears for lip-syncing

Kesha is not the sharpest tool in the shed, obviously. The “Tik Tok” singer appeared on Britney Spears‘ “Lace & Leather” song off of Circus, but now she’s bashing Brit Brit. Doesn’t sound too swift to me. So not only does this trainwreck waiting to happen ...
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J-Kwon is busy getting tipsy somewhere

Not to be funny or anything, but I couldn’t help myself with the title. Sometimes they just write themselves. Rapper J-Kwon is actually missing. His record label is worried and has launched a search for him. He has not been seen by his friends or family in St. Louis, Missouri since the beginning ...
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Photo: Jessica Simpson looks like a dork

Jessica Simpson said on Twitter that she was cleaning out some of her stuff and found this funky hat. She tweeted, “Cleaning out my closets…20 boxes of NO’s so far. Really? I bought this? My lord!! Hahaha” Go through more stuff and take more pictures, I have all the time in the ...
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