Faith No More had nothing but respect from me in the nineties. They had everyone singing along to “Epic” and “Falling To Pieces”. Now their lead singer has reduced himself to poor antics like this in order to get attention.

Yes, Mike Patton showed off his penis. This will get you fired if you’re at work and your boss is behind you, so please proceed with caution. (continue reading…)

Sandra Bullock thought she would spice things up a bit in the sack with hubby Jesse James. So she opted to try and dye her pubes pink, in the spirit of Valentines Day.

She said, “I decided for Valentine’s Day I would do a special hair thing. I wanted to try to create a pink heart shape with my lower hair. It was painful. You had to bleach it first. There’s something about bleach that feels like acid. Then I had to shave it. I was in so much pain, but I kept going and put the pink dye on and it went the wrong color.”

Ruh roh George!

These Kardashian sisters are a bunch of dumbasses. One gets famous for blowing a guy on camera, the other wants to make a sex tape and the lesser known idiot gets press for saying that she drinks her own breast milk.

Kourtney Kardashian is a flipping idiot. Khloe said, “Kourt just admitted that she tasted her own breast milk. Ummmm TMI. Wow my sister has changed. She used to whip her boobs out for no reason. Now she does it to feed her child.”

It’s only TMI because you told the world, you bloomin’ moron.

If you were wondering “Whatchutalkin’boutWillis?” Gary Coleman is packin’, I can tell ya, it’s bigger than he is.

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This photo is hot, I don’t care what you say. Jesus Luz blabbed on and on to Interview magazine about some shit, but do we care? NO. Why? Because I’m too busy looking at his pic. Nom nom nom.

He’s only popular because he’s sexin’ up Madonna. He’s pretty, though.