Sex

Welcome to the Sex section of Tragicomical!

Here, I will take any questions related to sex that you may have.  I will also be posting gossip as it relates to sex and more.

Stay tuned for updates!

Halle Berry says sex is better as she's gotten older

Halle Berry says that her sex life has gotten better with age.  Who knew?

She says that she has "pretty damn good" orgasms, and would never have a younger lover.  Considering her boyfriend, Gabriel Aubry, is 32, I'd say she's talking about men in their twenties.

When speaking with Esquire magazine, she said, "You know that stuff they say about a women being responsible for her own orgasms? That's all true, and, in my case, that makes me responsible for pretty damn good orgasms.  They're much better orgasms than when I was 22, and I wouldn't let a man control that.  Not anymore.  Now, I'd invite them to participate.  I've learned my tricks.  I know what I like.  I do not wait around.  I initiate.  And I'm not all about frequency - I favor intensity.  Men in their 20's? Forget it."

I'd favor just about anything to do with that hottie she's banging.  I'd imagine that sex with him would be intense, so she's one lucky woman.

Image: Celebutopia / Article: Showbiz Spy

There's a Peter Cook sex tape!

The NY Post has revealed that a sex tape involving Peter Cook and his then-girlfriend Diana Bianchi, does exist!  Gross!

They're reporting that they were shown proof of the sex tape's existence, through stills of the couple.  Cook and Bianchi were shown nude and having sex on a brown loveseat.  They also show Bianchi stripping down to nothing as Cook "holds his crotch."

Another still shows Cook resting his head on her butt.  He reportedly made the tape without her knowledge.

He already gave her $330,000 in hush money to keep their affair quiet.  If this thing is made public, I imagine he'll have to shuck out more than that to shut her up.

Image: DotSpotter / Article: NY Post

Kelly Osbourne gets checked for STDs 4 times a year

Kelly Osbourne is extra cautious about her sexual health, she gets tested for sexually transmitted diseases four times a year.

She is reportedly so paranoid about picking up an infection that she makes frequent trips to the doctor to get tested.

She says that she always practices safe sex, but prefers to get checked regularly to make sure.

She says, "I'm not the kind of person who talks about my sex life, but I'm not afraid to talk about contraception.  I go three, maybe four times a year to get tested and most of the time I don't even need to.  I just go for peace of mind."

Good for her.  A lot of people are too shy to go get an AIDS test or get tested for other STDs, so she's doing herself a service.

Guy Ritchie likes his quickies

Guy Ritchie gave us all a little bit of insight into his sex life with Madonna after he declared his love for the quickie.

He was recently discussing a sex scene between Gerard Butler and Thandie Newton in his new movie RockNRolla, where he said, "It's over in four seconds.  Best type of sex that."

I would shudder to think that Madonna feels the same way.  Gentleman, be forewarned, no woman wants anything to be over in four seconds.  Even if he was exaggerating (hopefully) by a few seconds or even minutes, it's just not fun for anyone involved.