Us Weekly is reporting that now that Russell Brand has filed for divorce from Katy Perry, that he’s going to spill all of the saucy details surrounding their union in a new book! Holy crap, I wonder what he’s going to say in it?!?

We all know that he’s been on the wagon for quite a while now and she’s been a long-time fan of the bottle…so did they clash over her drinking and partying? Perhaps it was a drug problem? Or maybe — it was Katy’s preference for women? None of these are likely to turn out to be true, but the possibilities are endless, aren’t they? And at least we’ll be giving Us Weekly and the rest of the tabloids some ideas for next week’s issue, right?

From their cover:

Katy’s nightmare comes true as Brand plots to reveal their darkest marriage secrets in his book.

I don’t think he would go as far as writing an entire book about their marriage and divorce. I don’t find Katy to be interesting enough to sit through a whole book about their relationship. Do you?

Also featured in this issue, Jack Wagner begged Heather Locklear to check herself into rehab. Also, Angelina Jolie snubs Stacy Keibler (it must be those pregnancy hormones…ha!) and Chris Brown and Rihanna are back together.

Photo Credit: Us Magazine

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