Sammy Hagar Was Abducted By Aliens?

by on March 21, 2011 | Comments Off

Sammy Hagar Was Abducted By Aliens?

Former Van Halen singer Sammy Hagar has written a new book, in which he claims he was abducted by aliens. No, really. You just can’t make this stuff up.

In a new interview, he said, “It was real. They were plugged into me. It was a download situation…or, they uploaded something from my brain, like an experiment…They were tapped into my brain and the knowledge was transferred back and forth.”

Wait, what?!??

TMZ has the goodies:

Hagar insists the whole thing went down in Fontana, CA — home to a NASCAR track.

According to the ex-rock star, it wasn’t his first extra-terrestrial experience either — claiming he saw his first UFO when he was just four years old, hovering over a field near his home.

And just so we’re clear, this isn’t a joke — Sammy insists, “That happened. That friggin’ happened.”

Is he Sheening?!?? Seriously, is he another vatican assassin warlock who can melt brains?!?

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