Tonight is an all new episode of Two And Half Men’s ninth season, with it’s tenth episode, titled, A Fishbowl Full Of Glass Eyes.
Last week, the show’s creators were seemingly picking on Alan, until we learned that all of the drama surrounding him was merely a dream. He’d been hospitalized after embodying the persona of his late brother Charlie. Walden dropped him off at the nut house and told him it was the back entrance of the Bellagio Hotel.
Now, Walden is jumping back into the world of dating and is trying to meet Miss Right.
Episode Synopsis:
Walden hits it off with a British babe, but neither of them is sure he’s ready to re-enter the dating world.
Promo video:
The show opens with Jake and Walden talking about money in a grocery store. Jake wonders why he doesn’t have his own person to grocery shop for him. Walden likes shopping for himself. Walden tells him that he has two houses and one yacht. A woman approaches him regarding the difference between organic beef and grass-fed beef. Her name is Zoey. Jake said she was hitting on him and he should ask her out, so he yells to her to ask if she wants to go on a date with him.
Back at the house, Alan is trying to figure out which credit card to use to pay off each credit card account. Berta comes in and said she knows that game: Seven Card Screwed. He contemplates asking Walden for a short-term loan, but Berta asks him if he has any pride at all. Berta said Walden lets him stay there because Alan doesn’t want anything from him.
He asks Berta if she socked away a little nest egg. Walden comes in, calling Jake a hard worker. Jake calls him “boss”. Walden tells him about Zoey and he offers Jake a quarter of a million frequent flier miles.
Alan is at the pawn shop with his old Gateway computer and is trying to sell it. It’s old and out of date. He asks what he could get for the diamond cufflinks that his mother gave him when he graduated college. The pawn guy says that the diamonds aren’t real. Alan puts up a glass vase on the table and the guy offers him $1200 for it. That was until he jumped for joy and it fell off the counter. The guy offered him $2.00 to clean it up.
Walden gives Jake a hundred dollars for washing his car….Alan overhears and says for a hundred dollars, he would lick his car. Alan tells Walden that if he wants a shot with this woman, he has to take off the wedding ring. He said it’s like kryptonite for vagina. Alan tells him he has a choice to make. Walden gives him the ring and he calls it his “precious”.
Walden and Zoey are having dinner and he tells her that Jake is Alan’s son. He tells her that Alan had the closest house with a phone when he tried to kill himself. He starts to tell her about Bridget and the divorce and how he bought Alan’s house. She calls his suicide pathetic. He gives her details on how long it’s been since Bridget left and she says that he’s still in love with her.
Zoey asks why he asked her out and he said that Jake told him to. She tells him that she’s a lawyer who is divorced with a five-year-old daughter. He asks if they’re going to fall in love, because that would really teach Bridget a lesson.
Alan takes Walden’s ring to the pawn shop and the guy writes down his offer. Alan starts hyperventilating and inhales helium from a tank.
Walden is walking Zoey to her apartment and he wants to meet her daughter. She says no and he’s still “married” to Bridget. She says it’s still in his head and he’s not ready to be dating yet. He walks away and calls Bridget to tell her what happened.
Alan comes home, looking for Walden, but he’s near the water. Alan goes out to the beach and asks about his date. Walden tells him that Zoey thinks he’s still caught up on Bridget. Walden says he might as well put his ring back on and he gives it to him. Walden says he doesn’t need it anymore and throws it out into the water. Walden goes inside and Alan jumps in the water to find it.
Alan comes back to the porch, dripping wet and sees Walden waiting for him. He tries to explain why he’s wet. He comes clean and tells him what he was out there to get the ring. Walden tells him if he needs money, then asks why he didn’t just ask. Alan said that he can’t ask him for money. Walden asked if it would help his self-respect if he started charging him rent. He said yes. Walden gives him the heads up that he’s going to be late with the rent this month and next.
Alan then asks if he would’ve asked to borrow a hundred thousand dollars, would he have given it to him. He said, “Absolutely.” Alan goes back out to the ocean to look for the ring and Jake calls. He used the frequent flier miles and ended up in Paris.
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