Tragicomical

Just now, reality television personality Snooki posted this photo of herself, along with a bunch of cops from Virginia.

Yes, these are your tax dollars at work. I wonder if she got pulled over and made a deal to pose with them to let her loose. They got snooked, alright. That could have been $163.00 that would have been put to good use.

Kesha is not the sharpest tool in the shed, obviously. The “Tik Tok” singer appeared on Britney Spears‘ “Lace & Leather” song off of Circus, but now she’s bashing Brit Brit. Doesn’t sound too swift to me.

So not only does this trainwreck waiting to happen look like she’s in desperate need of a brush, but she’s also picking on the pop princess. That didn’t take long.

She said:

“I think that’s bullshit. I don’t think that’s fair at all for people who are going to see the show. I think if you are going to be a singer, you should sing. If you are going to be a dancer, you should dance. If you are going to do a combination of the two, you should make it very clear when you are singing and very clear when you are dancing. I would never do that to my fans. No offense to her specifically but people have asked me before to mime. I have been up at three in the morning for a television show with jet lag but I refuse to mime. It’s treating people as if they are too stupid to realize you are not actually singing. Sometimes it is hard to sing and dance at the same time but I would rather be off and be real and genuine about it to my fans. I don’t want to treat my fans like they are stupid. That is my take on my fans and life in general. My whole record is super-honest. I am really honest. When I am singing I may sound shit sometimes but at least you’ll know I’m singing.”

Suck it Kesha. You’re an idiot.

Not to be funny or anything, but I couldn’t help myself with the title. Sometimes they just write themselves. Rapper J-Kwon is actually missing.

His record label is worried and has launched a search for him. He has not been seen by his friends or family in St. Louis, Missouri since the beginning of February.

His record label’s president, Tony Bucher, said, “J-Kwon is a big part of the Gracie family, and we are obviously increasingly worried and want to make sure he is okay. We’ve already received thousands of emails from fans and supporters who are worried about J-Kwon, and we want everyone to know how much we appreciate the love and support. If anyone has seen J-Kwon or has access to him, please let him know we are worried about him, and to please let us know everything is okay.”

So if you’ve seen this guy, please let everyone know he’s okay.

Jessica Simpson said on Twitter that she was cleaning out some of her stuff and found this funky hat. She tweeted, “Cleaning out my closets…20 boxes of NO’s so far. Really? I bought this? My lord!! Hahaha”

Go through more stuff and take more pictures, I have all the time in the world. Well, we’re waiting…

Lindsay Lohan and Boy George have hooked up, indeed, to share makeup tips.

Seriously, what do they have in common? Maybe she’s trying to pawn off a bunch of shoes on him? We already know she has way too many.

Or, maybe, George knows Samantha Ronson and Lindsay is looking for an “in”?

Paris Hilton filmed this Devassa beer ad in Brazil recently, much to the dismay of their Secretariat. The commercial was reportedly pulled from the air, with officials stating that it over-sexualized women. (continue reading…)

Betty White has been killed off – if you were to listen to an internet prankster who started the whole mess.

The nefarious evildoer made an image that looked exactly like a TMZ post, claiming that Betty had passed away. The post said that she was found dead in her Los Angeles home by her assistant, after a long day of visiting her grandchildren.

I am so happy that this is only a hoax. Please stop messing with our treasured celebrities, people. How come no one starts this mess about Paris Hilton?