Tragicomical

Faith No More had nothing but respect from me in the nineties. They had everyone singing along to “Epic” and “Falling To Pieces”. Now their lead singer has reduced himself to poor antics like this in order to get attention.

Yes, Mike Patton showed off his penis. This will get you fired if you’re at work and your boss is behind you, so please proceed with caution. (continue reading…)

The goodies are after the jump, yokels. Don’t wanna get you fired or anything. (continue reading…)

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are sexing it up in these new leaked photos from “Eclipse”.

Also, below, you can see how Bryce Dallas Howard has a deathgrip on Edward’s head in the upcoming movie. Check out the thumbnails below for the “Twilight” goodness.

Here’s that photo of Snooki that you perverts were looking for. Nasty!

Why would anyone want to be that dark? Besides that, you would think she would clean up that trashy looking bedroom.

Sandra Bullock thought she would spice things up a bit in the sack with hubby Jesse James. So she opted to try and dye her pubes pink, in the spirit of Valentines Day.

She said, “I decided for Valentine’s Day I would do a special hair thing. I wanted to try to create a pink heart shape with my lower hair. It was painful. You had to bleach it first. There’s something about bleach that feels like acid. Then I had to shave it. I was in so much pain, but I kept going and put the pink dye on and it went the wrong color.”

Ruh roh George!

The hot mess that is Hailey Glassman fronted her goods on the cover of “Steppin’ Out” magazine. She is hitting back at all of the HATERS!

More to the point, today, she claimed that banging Jon Gosselin was bittersweet and he has a small wang. Three inches!

She said, “He was so small I didn’t think he would cheat on me. He’s hung like a nine-year-old boy. I’m serious. This is true”, claiming that he measures up to “3 inches.” “Anybody who sleeps with him will notice. It’s very noticeable. It’s so tiny, tiny, tiny”, only one-upping that by saying that she “would laugh about it with my mom.”

Bitter much?

Jon’s little pecker, after the jump! (continue reading…)

These Kardashian sisters are a bunch of dumbasses. One gets famous for blowing a guy on camera, the other wants to make a sex tape and the lesser known idiot gets press for saying that she drinks her own breast milk.

Kourtney Kardashian is a flipping idiot. Khloe said, “Kourt just admitted that she tasted her own breast milk. Ummmm TMI. Wow my sister has changed. She used to whip her boobs out for no reason. Now she does it to feed her child.”

It’s only TMI because you told the world, you bloomin’ moron.

We learned yesterday that Lindsay Lohan is a celebrity hoarder and we saw the mountain of shoe boxes in her converted bedroom/closet.

Check out these photos of the catastrophic mess that her home really is. It’s a wonder how she’s able to navigate that mess and not get lost.

Jennifer Love Hewitt’s boyfriend, Jamie Kennedy, doesn’t mind nudity in movies and has opted to show his wang in new flick, “Finding Bliss.”

Unfortunately for Jen, there’s no bliss in this post. We feel for ya, girl.

Click after the jump to see what Jamie’s workin’ with! (continue reading…)

Muppet master and “How I Met Your Mother” star Jason Segel locked lips with Katy Perry’s man, Russell Brand while attending The Stand With Haiti benefit concert at The Wiltern yesterday in L.A.

Jason better wash out his mouth with soap now!!!

To aid those affected by the tragedy in Haiti, Scarlett Johansson is lending a helping hand — or handbag, for that matter.

The actress has designed an exclusive, signed handbag with all of the profits benefiting OXFAM. The purse will be available is more than 1390 Mango stores globally, and it retails for a measly $29.90. The handbag contains the message “Supporting the people of Haiti” and is signed by Scarlett herself.

Johansson said, “I’m thrilled to be collaborating with Mango to promote conscious consumerism and to benefit Oxfam’s Haiti Earthquake Response Fund. By purchasing this bag, which I specially designed, you are helping to provide life saving assistance like clean water to the people of Haiti.”

What a great idea. Kudos ScarJo!

Lindsay Lohan went on “The Insider” before she dyed her hair back to dark brown to talk to Niecy Nash about her problems with daddy and her problem with hoarding stuff.

She has already turned a bedroom in her home into a shoe closet! Wanna donate something to Haiti relief?!?? You can start in that closet and work your way out to the living room.

Check out the video:

Am I right or am I right?