If you were wondering “Whatchutalkin’boutWillis?” Gary Coleman is packin’, I can tell ya, it’s bigger than he is.

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Just kidding, it’s a body double for his movie, “Midgets Vs. Mascots”, that he’s PROTESTING. I can’t imagine his peenywang being larger than a freckle. Ain’t this Ninja like about three-feet tall?

Via Rhymeswithsnitch