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OK! Magazine wrote a piece titled, “Snooki’s Appearance Price Rises with Each Punch”, so it only means that for her benefit, people should continue punching her in her piehole?

Snooki was reportedly charging an appearance fee of $2,000, but after she got hit in the face by the school teacher dude, it skryocketed to $10,000. So one can only assume that Snooki should get assaulted more so that she can charge Paris Hilton rates, right?

Note: Tragicomical.com does not condone violence. PSA: Please don’t punch Snooki.