Heidi Montag is morphing before our very eyes. She graces the cover of “People” magazine to show off her less horsey-looking chin, her ginormous boobs, and whatever else she’s had done.

She released her crap debut album yesterday, “Superficial” and now she’s showing us just how superficial she really is.

And you know what? She’s not even done yet.

“For the past three years, I’ve thought about what to have done,” the reality star tells PEOPLE. “I’m beyond obsessed.”

And so, on Nov. 20, Montag’s total transformation began. Keeping even her family in the dark, the starlet chronicled every painful moment of recovery and her journey to become “the best me.”

How many times has Joan Rivers said that she wasn’t done?