Apparently Michael Lohan and Jon Gosselin are about to throw down in a celebrity boxing match. I’m still wondering when the celebrities are going to show up.

Also another Jon related rumor has popped up. Since getting matching retarded tattoos, it’s been said that Michael is now dating Jon’s sloppy seconds, Kate Major.

Fueling the fire is Kate, who said this on her Twitter, “2010: i have a list of resolutions! Right now i am happy and just want the drama to end. My loyalty will always be 2 him! Happy 2010! :)”

Jeez, I wonder who that could be?

Want a clue?

@MichaelJLohan well sweetie i think that i was the one 2 turn the car around to go get tatted with u :)

What a famewhore. First Jon’s gross butt and now Michael Lohan? Who’s next? Spencer Pratt?