Finally!!
The Gods have heard my cries and have come through for me!!!!
Tom DeLay has just announced that he is bowing out of Dancing With The Stars. And just in time, too. I was starting to experience pain in my eyes and hallucinations of his butt shaking from having watched his dancing on the show.
He performed last night even though his pre-stress fractures had developed into full stress fractures. He said that he felt the pain in his feet after the show.
Referring to his feet, he said, “They’re starting to tell me I shouldn’t have done this. I ice them. I’ve got a bone stimulator machine that I put on them.”
I wonder if they are still going to knock someone out of the competition, because of his voluntary departure.
Thanks for all of the nightmares, Tom, you will always be remembered because I’m scarred for life.
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