Tom DeLay is bowing out of Dancing With The Stars

by on October 06, 2009 | 10 Comments

Tom DeLay is bowing out of Dancing With The StarsFinally!!

The Gods have heard my cries and have come through for me!!!!

Tom DeLay has just announced that he is bowing out of Dancing With The Stars.  And just in time, too.  I was starting to experience pain in my eyes and hallucinations of his butt shaking from having watched his dancing on the show.

He performed last night even though his pre-stress fractures had developed into full stress fractures.  He said that he felt the pain in his feet after the show.

Referring to his feet, he said, “They’re starting to tell me I shouldn’t have done this.  I ice them. I’ve got a bone stimulator machine that I put on them.”

I wonder if they are still going to knock someone out of the competition, because of his voluntary departure.

Thanks for all of the nightmares, Tom, you will always be remembered because I’m scarred for life.


10 Comments

  1. WTF is a ‘bone stimulator machine’? Is it like a penis pump? I’m glad the Tom’s Creepshow is over!! Go put some nice soothing tea bags on your eyes, Roberta.

    Comment by jendaniele — 10/06/2009 @ 10:22 am

  2. A bone stimulator in reference to Tom DeLay really creeps me out….I think I need a nap now…lol

    Comment by Roberta — 10/06/2009 @ 10:30 am

  3. Well, I appreciated his sense of humour in that last dance. Why Can’t We Be Friends? Democrat dancing with Republican (though they’re probably both Republican – but, optics, you know). And bowing out before getting voted out – why not? Make the most of your moment. Now that he’s gone, I also wonder what they’ll do. I missed most of last night’s show and have not yet watched the video tape … I’d better get on that before 8pm (because So You Think You Can Dance Canada is on at 8pm and no one rocks it on dance stage like the Canadians!!) …

    Comment by Sally G. — 10/06/2009 @ 11:00 am

  4. Yes, I agree with Sally…I appreciate his last performance, and the courage to keep on dancing…but no…no more booty-shaking. Please. I beg you. Go ballroom dancing with your wife….just…not….that….(and I’m SO looking forward to enjoying a nice glass of wine and relaxing in front of SYTYCD US…auditions almost over…)

    Comment by jennyappleseed — 10/06/2009 @ 11:23 am

  5. I’m still going to have nightmares involving Tom doing pelvic thrusts in bright red pants….I’m scarred for life!

    Comment by jendaniele — 10/07/2009 @ 5:30 am

  6. I still wake up screaming with the vision of Donny Osmond and Bruno aaauuuggghhh ….

    Comment by Sally G. — 10/07/2009 @ 5:33 am

  7. Osmond dreams shattered forever!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And if you know who got kicked off, don’t tell me…haven’t watched the recording yet!

    Comment by laurieboris — 10/07/2009 @ 7:04 am

  8. My lips are sealed. And my dreams won’t be shattered forever … I’ve loved Donny Osmond too long for THAT to ever happen …

    Comment by Sally G. — 10/07/2009 @ 7:13 am

  9. Not sayin’ a word, but watch the tape and be surprised :(

    Comment by Roberta — 10/07/2009 @ 7:32 am

  10. I watched it but somehow missed the ending….

    Comment by jendaniele — 10/07/2009 @ 8:12 am

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