Tragicomical’s blind items

posted by roberta — Dec 28th, 2009


Which male model is regretting he got carried away with a certain starlet? He succumbed to her aggressive seduction, didn’t use protection and now worries he may have contracted an STD.

Madonna?

Which memoir by a 92-year old, yoga-practicing East Side socialite was actually written by the lover of her walker?

There are 92-year-old socialites still buzzing around? Any guesses?

Which novice restaurant co-owner table-hops, orders food and drink for the table, partakes with gusto, then moves on before the check comes? Old friends are horrified to end up paying for the owner’s dinner.

Chris Noth?

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2 Comments

  1. It can’t be Chris Noth because he does not currently own any restaurant. Guess again.

    Comment by N — 12/28/2009 @ 7:24 am

  2. Doesn’t he own (or co-own) The Cutting Room in NYC?

    Comment by roberta — 12/28/2009 @ 1:09 pm

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