Piers Morgan and Paris Hilton got fake hitched in a ceremony geared to promote his new show on ITV1. The two were “wed” by an Elvis impersonator with a Marilyn Monroe wannabe as their witness.
Thank God the wedding wasn’t real, but it’s a shame for him that the kiss obviously was.
Poor guy, he should get checked for herpes before he gets married to his fiancee, Celia Walden.
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sucker