Tragicomical

Jessica Simpson is taking up for her sister after she was canned from “Melrose Place”.

Like a good sister, Jessica plainly called the show “crap” after they gave Ashlee the boot.

She took to her Twitter page to say this:

CW catching up on MP.who writes this crap?i have had bad scripts to work with,but this?thank God my sister is amazing and got you some press.

I guess she’s saying what her sister wants to say, but doesn’t want to be looked at like she’s unprofessional for saying it.

Have you seen the new “Melrose Place”?  If so, what are your thoughts on it?

I haven’t seen it, but I do know that they are bringing back Heather Locklear.  Rumor had it that she had something to do with Ashlee getting fired from the show.  But that’s just a rumor, at this point.

Even though Jon Gosselin and Hailey Glassman are officially taking a break, Jon took the opportunity to try a little bit of redemption.

He apologized to his ex-wife Kate, for dating someone in the public eye so quickly after their separation.  

Jon said, “I want to apologize to Kate in private.  I’ll apologize to her for openly having relationships in the public eye. That was a huge mistake, because if she would’ve done that to me, I would have been extremely pissed off. Not because our relationship is over, it’s almost like a stab in the back. And now that I think about it, it was a very wrong thing to do. I definitely regret it.”

And today, he tweeted that he still misses Hailey:

Going home to see my kids,-excited, but i’ll miss Hailey =-(. She has made me realize I need to be an honest person/father for my kids.

Think he’s being sincere?  Or is he getting to be a good actor?

Christopher Walken is a crack up.  He was on BBC1’s show “Friday Night With Jonathon Ross” when he read from the lyrics to “Poker Face” by Lady Gaga.

I wonder if he’s ever even heard the song before…..It’s funny, though, so I thought I would share.

After Drake LaBry took one look at Adam Lambert’s album cover for his debut of “For Your Entertainment”, he was out the door.  (Just kidding about the album cover.)

Adam and Drake are officially over now.  After the two were seen having a bit of a spat in October, it appears that they’ve called it quits.

I wonder what really caused the rift between the two of them…

Either way, we’ll all be able to enjoy Adam’s new album, which is set for release on November 23rd.

Maybe it had something to do with Adam saying that he liked to kiss girls in his “Details” interview?  Hmmm….

They’ve been only dating for a little over a month now, but Russell Brand says that he’s ready for babies with girlfriend Katy Perry.

Speaking of her, he said, “Katy’s lovely.  I am living in a different way at the moment.  Regardless of what happens in my current situation, I am unlikely to be satisfied with calamitous promiscuity of the preceding five or six years.”

When it came down to the question of children, he said, “I am ready for children actually.  It’s been seven years since I took drugs.  I’ve made a film.  I don’t have to fight so much.  I’ve grown weary of the carousel.”

Can you imagine what their kids would look like?

I’m not on team Russell or team Katy, either way, so I’m not sure who’s slumming it here.  Are you?

And why the rush?