Jessica Simpson, God love her, seems to be trying so hard to convince all of us that she’s not this vapid creature. 

As much as I used to like her music and feel that she’s picked on A LOT, I think she doth protest too much.

I would be more likely to believe she was an intellectual being had she opted to enroll in some sort of post-secondary education.  Having seen her MTV show, Newlyweds once, I was convinced that she isn’t too bright.

I’m not trying to be rotten here, like I’ve said, I was a fan of her pop music.  Now that she’s on the market again, Jessica is telling everyone what she wants in a man….and one of those things is someone who is an intellectual. 

My first thought was, “Why? So he could explain the punchlines to jokes to you?”

All of this, even after her public relationship with John Mayer….How intellectual is he really? 

Who would be the perfect guy for Jess?  What do you think?