Jon Gosselin was showing off a shiner recently, after his run in with a kitchen cabinet. Sucks to be him!
His rep said, “He hit his head opening a kitchen cabinet door in the dark. But he’s okay now.” The reality TV dad had to get stitches along his left eyebrow.
Let’s all together now say, “DUMB!”
What a dork. That excuse sucks, so I’m going to make something up that sounds more sensationalized and tabloid worthy.
Here goes:
Jon Gosselin was returning home from a long night out at the bar with Hailey Glassman when ex-wife Kate was upset that he arrived so late. In a fit of anger, she threw a bottle at his face. He ended up at the hospital, having fifteen stitches. He’s not pressing charges because he doesn’t want Kate to go to jail, thus putting an abrupt end to their deal with TLC.
Think you can do better?
Side note: I don’t condone violence.
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sucker