ARGH!!! Can’t see vids at work!! They’re blocked! What did she say?

Check this out, courtesy of Perez: Last night, Anne Heche called her ex-husband Coley Laffoon, on national television, a “lazy ass”, who just waits around for her to send him a check instead of finding himself a real job. Coley isn’t too happy about having what little image he has be smeared, so he released a one line statement that both shows he is gainfully employed and that he hates Anne’s guts. He says, “After coming home from showing two different clients two different condominiums, I was disturbed to see Anne taking out her personal frustration on the father of her child on national television.” Coley apparently has been working as an employee with Los Angeles real estate company Hilton & Hyland. The job can’t be too tasking, though, because he also had the time to log onto his Facebook to post this status: “I wish Anne Heche could see that public bullying isn’t good for the soul or positive for her child. It’s mean.” Ah, don’t you love it when grown men act like 14-

Did…. did he just call her a meanie-poo?

But seriously, I can’t look at Ann Heche and not remember the whole “Celestia” thing (and poor Ellen). What did this man-child hope to gain by marrying her? Oh, that’s right – the check in the mailbox! Two nincompoops, no waiting.