Comments on: George Clooney broke his hand

By: javajunkie

javajunkie — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 14:59:00 +0000

Isn’t this about the place Bananas jumps in? Our resident sexpert?

By: jendaniele

jendaniele — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 14:50:00 +0000

Haha! Good one, Java!! Maybe he’ll let me kiss it anyway?

By: javajunkie

javajunkie — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 13:19:00 +0000

I don’t think he broke his boo-boo.

By: jendaniele

jendaniele — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 13:15:00 +0000

May I be the first to offer to kiss his boo-boo? Hey, it’s the least I can do!

By: Sally G.

Sally G. — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 13:13:00 +0000

Okay, I’m in for the pasta. I could eat pasta every day. Mmmmm …

By: Roberta

Roberta — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 12:48:00 +0000

LOL Java, you’ve got a point!!!

By: hannahbanana

hannahbanana — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 12:47:00 +0000

LOL!!!!

By: javajunkie

javajunkie — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 12:45:00 +0000

Ya gotta feel for the guy, it’s really hard to speak Italian with a broken hand!

By: Roberta

Roberta — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 12:33:00 +0000

Mmmm Italian men are even better :) It’s all gravy Sally, I’d only take him if he were wearing something snazzy like a suit…hehe

By: hannahbanana

hannahbanana — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 12:25:00 +0000

Italian men. Also, they have pasta in Italy.

By: Sally G.

Sally G. — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 12:24:00 +0000

Ummm, who else is in Italy? At the risk of offending our hostess – I’m just not that into George Clooney …

By: Roberta

Roberta — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 12:08:00 +0000

Okay then, let’s collectively imagine we’re there :)

By: hannahbanana

hannahbanana — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 12:05:00 +0000

No. No we shant. I have about $100 in my bank account right now. I am lucky that MacDonald’s lets me through their doors.

By: Roberta

Roberta — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 12:01:00 +0000

Ladies, shall we? :)

By: Roberta

Roberta — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 11:53:00 +0000

We must take a trip to Italy to ensure the safety of George Clooney…

By: hannahbanana

hannahbanana — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 11:53:00 +0000

Clearly, that is the only possible solution.

By: Sally G.

Sally G. — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 11:42:00 +0000

Personally, I think he should have stuck to the motorcycle accident in Switzerland story. The optics are better. At least there, he’s riding a motorcycle, with a girl on the back, showing courage in the face of pain, blah blah blah. So, the question I now ask is this – will the person who USUALLY shuts the car door for George Clooney when he’s on his property in Italy be returning any time soon? Or might other appendages still be at risk …

By: hannahbanana

hannahbanana — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 11:41:00 +0000

You know, I would LOVE to, but I’m just so darn busy staring at the walls of my tan cube. Oh look. A tumb tack. The highlight of my day.

By: Roberta

Roberta — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 11:36:00 +0000

LOL….nooooooooooo George Clooney needs a hug!!

By: hannahbanana

hannahbanana — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 11:31:00 +0000

I am finding it REALLY hard to feel sorry for him, as I sit in my tan cubicle. Italy, Switzerland….. FUCK YOU, GEORGE CLOONEY!!