Tragicomical

Kim Kardashian was shopping at the Anastasia Boutique on Saturday, wearing these fabulous looking shoes.  I love them. 

The outfit she’s wearing isn’t half bad either.  She looks really put together here.

Someone needs to give their stylist a raise.

She was last seen out and about looking relatively homeless and wearing zero makeup. 

I like her hair, too, it’s cute.

Go Kim! (But I still refuse to watch her show)

Fergie performed at day two of the Outside Lands Music & Art Festival in San Francisco on August 29th, wearing this getup.

I really don’t like the outfit, it’s just weird.  Especially the finger gloves….the one on her right hand looks like it’s going to fall off of her hand.

Love it or hate it?

Chris Brown did his first interview since beating Rihanna with Larry King for Wednesday night’s episode.

In the interview, he says that he does not remember what happened when he beat Rihanna black and blue.

He obviously has no remorse over the incident, considering how he was partying it up at a bar the same night he was sentenced.  What a tool.

Check out the interview, below, where he talks to Larry:

He also says “WOW” a lot.  Wow, you really did a number on her, you tool.  You should be in jail.  Wow, I can’t believe you only got probation.  Wow, it’s amazing you still have a career left.  Wow, I’m in shock that people will still buy your music.

Oh yeah and he said that he still loves her.

Lindsay Lohan was out and about in L.A. recently, showing off her new tattoo. 

It’s a Marilyn Monroe quote that says, “I restore myself when I’m alone.”

Think someone’s taking their fascination with Marilyn a little too far?

Beavis and Butthead just might be making a comeback to the small screen!  Woot!

The duo are 90’s icons and made fun of tons of music videos with their lame antics.  I’ve wasted many hours as a teenager watching Beavis and Butthead. 

Creator of the show, Mike Judge, said that he may bring them back as 15-year-olds or grumpy old men.

He said, “I kind of think of them as being either 15 or in their sixties.  I wouldn’t mind doing something with them as these two dirty old men sitting on the couch.  In between then? I don’t know.  At one point I thought Butthead might do okay on some really low-level sales job.  Beavis might be landscaping.”

I love these guys.  This would bring back so many rockin’ memories if Judge were to bring them back.

Kim Kardashian went goth for a new photo shoot for the September issue of YRB magazine.

She looks strange with a shorter bob, kind of like a Cardassian from Star Trek.  I kill me.

DJ AM AKA Adam Goldstein has passed away earlier today.

His body was found after a friend knocked on his door this afternoon and didn’t receive a response.  The friend called the police, who came and knocked the door in to find him laying there lifeless.

There were prescription drug bottles surrounding his body. Another source claimed that a pipe was found nearby, as well.  We’re unsure if he used that to smoke anything illegal.

He was found at around 5PM this evening. 

RIP.

He was only 36-years-old.  So sad.

What a tragedy.

Update: The glass pipe was in fact, a crack pipe. So tragic.

Lindsay Lohan may be in some serious trouble over some missing jewelry.  And no, you’re not having deja vu over an article from a couple of months ago.

She has been accused by Beverly Hills jewelry store XIV Karats for “losing” over $2 million worth of jewels.She had the jewelry on loan from the famous store over two months ago, but they have since come up missing.  So mysterious!A source said, “Lindsay claimed that they had been stolen from her safe.  The jewels were in Lindsay’s care and they were only on a loaner, they were expected to be returned.  If something is not resolved soon there will be legal action taken.”Her dad said, “Lindsay didn’t take anything from them.  They lent her jewelry and she has to give it back to them.  That’s all I know.  She has no intention of keeping any of it.  So I guess they’re sorting it out.”

Once bitten, twice shy?

Joe Francis was at Guys And Dolls last night, while Brody Jenner was there with his girlfriend Jayde Nicole. 

Joe was hitting on an ex-girlfriend who was rebuffing his advances when Jayde threw her drink on him. 

Instead of backing off, Joe attacked Jayde, pulling her hair, punching her in the face, throwing her to the ground and kicking her in the stomach and chest.

Good God this man is truly evil.  Jayde has said that she will be pressing charges against Joe.

The guys got kicked out of the club and Brody saw his opportunity to sock Joe right in the face.  Security stepped in and Brody was tased. 

The cops showed up to a battery call, but no one was arrested.

I hope she realizes the severity of what he’s done and goes through with pressing charges.  I just want to slap the bejesus out of this tool.  I really do, but violence doesn’t solve anything.  A lesson that he definitely needs to learn NOW.

Jon Gosselin was showing off a shiner recently, after his run in with a kitchen cabinet.  Sucks to be him!

His rep said, “He hit his head opening a kitchen cabinet door in the dark.  But he’s okay now.”  The reality TV dad had to get stitches along his left eyebrow.

Let’s all together now say, “DUMB!”

What a dork.  That excuse sucks, so I’m going to make something up that sounds more sensationalized and tabloid worthy.

Here goes:

Jon Gosselin was returning home from a long night out at the bar with Hailey Glassman when ex-wife Kate was upset that he arrived so late.  In a fit of anger, she threw a bottle at his face.  He ended up at the hospital, having fifteen stitches.  He’s not pressing charges because he doesn’t want Kate to go to jail, thus putting an abrupt end to their deal with TLC.

Think you can do better?

Side note: I don’t condone violence.

Robert Pattinson appears on the cover of the French version of Premiere magazine for its September issue.

Ladies, you’re welcome. :)

If you’ve ever seen that big fat ugly guy in the line at Walmart, sporting a mullet and numerous tattoos with “mom” and other ex-girlfriends’ names, then you’ve likely seen this creature. 

My new favorite site is People Of Walmart and it’s too funny to pass up!

Check out the funny pictures and anecdotes!

You’ll cackle out loud, just like I did, because you know you’ve seen someone who resembles one of these poor folks.

Disclaimer: PeopleOfWalmart does not bear any responsibility if you get punched out for taking any photos….

Now bring the hilarity!

George Clooney was rumored to have been riding around Switzerland on his hog with girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis, when he had a little bit of an accident.

He ended up with a broken hand, but his rep says that the motorcycle accident reports are not true.

His rep, Stan Rosenfield, said, “There was an accident and he did break his hand.  He was not riding a motorcycle, it was not in Switzerland…He was on his property in Italy and he shut the car door on his hand.”

That sounds like it had to hurt!

He was treated at a private clinic in Switzerland and was released.  His rep even has a sense of humor!  He added, “The doctor has given him 30-40 years more to live, and no live animals were harmed during the wrapping of the hand.”

Cute.

Now do we have any volunteers to help George with all of the things he can’t do for himself with a broken hand?

I haven’t really watched Anderson Cooper before I saw this video, but now I know what’s missing in my life.  It’s the Silver Fox’s witty snarkiness and charm!

He crapped all over Heidi Montag’s Miss Universe performance and it was lovely. 

He pointed out that she kinda lip-synced through the song and that she barely knew her own words.  I think he was being too kind.  I would’ve just said she sucks and the world needs to be rid of her and her d-bag husband.

Check it out:

Ya gotta love it when people in the media point out the obvious.

Anne Heche is funny.  Ya gotta love her.  When making an appearance on The Late Show With David Letterman, she really tore into her ex-husband, Coley Laffoon.

She calls him out for being lazy and when asked what Coley does for a living, her response is just priceless.

Check it out:

Too funny!

Jonah Hill is a funny guy.  Maybe not Seth Rogen funny, but still funny nonetheless.

Apparently Jonah was at a hotel in London getting ready to film scenes for new movie, Get Him To The Greek, when he flashed a fellow hotel guest.

He said, “It was accidental. I was about to hop in the shower and I noticed someone was talking on their phone on the balcony across the way. There was full eye contact, but they gave me a thumbs up.”

Interesting.  However, he doesn’t mention if it was a man or a woman who was ogling his man bits.  (Not that there’s anything wrong with that.)

At least there was that thumbs up that he got…hehe