Tragicomical

Lindsay Lohan considers herself the hardest working person she knows.

In a new interview with Britain’s OK! magazine, Lindsay says, “It’s not that hard to be me, but I do work harder than most of my friends’ parents.  I’m a workaholic.  I don’t know what to do when I’m not working.  I get creatively frustrated.”

She adds, “I am the hardest working person I know.”

I call BS right now.  She doesn’t know what to do when she’s not working?

How about partying it up at clubs and getting trashed?  Or maybe stalking her ex-girlfriend halfway across the planet?  It must be so difficult when she’s so creatively frustrated.  I feel bad for her.

She must be smoking crack to think we believe that it’s such hard work hitting up the bars until the wee hours of the morning, all the while corrupting her 15-year-old sister.

So tough.  Some people just have it so bad.  When is she going to start singing again so we can hear about how tough that is?

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Mariah Carey was filming her new video for “Obsessed” where she disses Eminem and she was dressed as a man.  Weird.

I guess they couldn’t get someone who looked like Shady for the part?

I have to say, she really does make one ugly looking dude.

What do you think?

Michael Jackson’s body is being returned to his Neverland Ranch for a public viewing Friday or Saturday.  Following that, the family will have a private funeral service for him on Sunday.

TMZ revealed that the Santa Barbara area has already been informed of plans and have been warned of the impending traffic problems as a result.

Law enforcement in the area says that a motorcade of 30 cars or more, including Michael’s body, will be traveling from Los Angeles to Neverland at 10AM Thursday.

Stay tuned for updates as they become available.

Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick showed off a picture of their complete family.  The photo shows Sarah and Matthew, along with son, James Wilkie and twin daughters Marion Loretta Elwell and Tabitha Hodge.

How cute are they!

The twins were born last week to a surrogate in Martins Ferry, Ohio.

They look so overjoyed.  I’m happy for them.

Congratulations!

Late actress and beloved Charlie’s Angels star Farrah Fawcett is being laid to rest now.

Her funeral is underway right now at the Cathedra Of Our Lady Of The Angels Church in Los Angeles.

Farrah left us after a long battle with colorectal cancer.

She was 62.

Her longtime partner, Ryan Oneal is there at the ceremony, greeting guests at the door.  The couple’s son Redmond was released from prison to attend her funeral.

Rest in peace, Farrah.

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TMZ has just leaked the news that neither Michael Jackson nor Debbie Rowe are the children’s biological parents. 

It’s being said that her eggs weren’t used and the children were conceived using in-vitro.  So this may hurt any custody claim that Rowe may have.

Now Us Magazine is reporting that Michael’s dermatologist is actually the children’s biological father.

And the plot thickens…

An insider said, “He is the dad.  He and Debbie signed an agreement saying they would never reveal the truth.”

The father’s name is Arnold Klein, he was Michael’s dermatologist and Rowe’s former boss. 

Also, Michael’s will has reportedly surfaced and does not bequeath anything to his father, Joe.  I can see why, Joe used to beat the crap out of him when he was younger.  And Joe has already given two interviews where he has shilled for his new record label.  This man has no heart.

Thoughts?

An article published by News Of The World said that Debbie Rowe claimed that the kids weren’t even Michael’s.

She reportedly said, “I don’t want these children in my life. My children are my animals now.”

Debbie’s attorney, Marta Almli is calling BS on the article, which has since been removed from the site.

She says, “The interview did not occur.  The article is a complete fabrication.”

It’s really sad what people will make up just for the press.

I feel for the children in this matter. 

Almli also said that she was not able to comment on what Rowe plans to do about the children.  We’ll have to wait and see if there’s going to be the custody battle of the century.  All the while, those poor children are still grief-stricken. 

Their grandmother was granted temporary custody of the children until a hearing can be held next Monday.

This is just too funny not to share.  For those offended by childish humor and nonsense, please do not watch the video of our star, Tickle Me Elmo.

For the rest of you, who are like me, and could use a good laugh.  Enjoy!

It’s the Tickle Me Harder Elmo!

This photo was taken right after the video.  LOL

Diane Keaton hit her head earlier today while filming a Sumo wrestler scene for her new movie, “Morning Glory”.

The actress was taken to the hospital – and THANKFULLY – given the okay to return to work tomorrow.

I don’t have to tell you how disheartening it is to wake up to news like we’ve gotten in the past week.

Thank you to whoever told Diane to get checked out.  You can feel fine right after a head injury, just like Natasha Richardson did.

I’m so glad to hear she’s okay.  I think I’d flip my lid if she died as a result from some dumb scene from a movie.

Take it easy everyone.  The grim reaper has already had a busy enough week. 

Image: Flickr / Source: Radar

During a visit to a Japanese temple, Leonardo DiCaprio “snubbed” fans who were requesting a photo of the star.

He declined, rightfully, pointing to a sign that prohibits photography on the premises. 

Ticked off, these jerks stole his shoes after he went in to the temple.

A source said, “They just ran off with them.  The poor guy had to leave the place barefoot.”

I can understand why he declined to have his picture taken.  For one, the place prohibits pictures on their property.  For two, he has the right to say no and some fans just don’t understand that.

That’s just not nice, making off with his shoes, though.  How indecent of those thugs.  Look for the shoes on eBay soon and you’ll know who the thieves are.

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Michael Jackson recorded a lost song called “Shout” and I’ve uploaded it to the sidebar for your listening pleasure.

Michael recorded the Isley Brothers cover in 2001, but it was never released.

Have a listen and let me know what you think?

Are you still jamming out to MJ tunes wherever you go?  I am.

OxiClean pitchman Billy Mays passed away on Saturday from what was reported to be heart disease.

This is so sad.  His son, Billy Mays III, took to his Twitter on Saturday to announce the sad news:

He said:

My dad didn’t wake up this morning.. I’m sure you’ll all hear about it. It hasn’t yet hit me but it’s about to.

The coroner’s report came back showing signs of pulmonary disease.

The younger Billy said this yesterday:

I’m gonna try to get to sleep now. Please take a moment to tell someone you love how much you love them. Thank you all for your support.

So true.  Be sure to do just that.  You never know when you’re going to lose someone close to you. 

RIP Billy Mays.  He was only 50-years-old.

With Michael Jackson’s passing, we were expecting to find out from the coroner exactly what went wrong, earlier today.

It turned out to be the most useless press conference I’ve ever watched.  I watched with baited breath to hear the results of what took away our King Of Pop, but to no avail.

We were told previously that drugs may have been the reason for his passing.  The doctor was supposedly being questioned by the LAPD and his family wants answers. 

We have to wait 4-6 weeks for the toxicology reports to come back.  At that time, we’ll be sure as to the results.

In the meantime, I’ll be jamming out to Thriller and Bad.  What about you?

Cameron Diaz is such a bad influence! 

While on the set of “My Sister’s Keeper”, apparently she taught 13-year-old co-star Abigail Breslin to drop the F bomb.  Nice.

The swearing was needed for a part in the movie, but Abigail was really having none of it. 

Cameron said, “I taught her how to say the F-word in every way possible.  It was for a specific scene, so I told her mom, ‘We just got Abby to curse.’  She said, ‘It’s about time!’ I am very well versed in the word and being able to utilize it.  We had fun with Abby, but she threatened to fine us for cursing.  I never paid her though.”

I think it’s not such a good thing that they want these young kids to cuss up a storm for some funny impact in a movie. 

Get ‘em Abby!

Debbie Rowe is the biological parent of two of Michael Jackson’s children, Prince and Paris.  She was thought to have given up her parental rights to the children in court previously. 

She recently said that even though she gave birth to the two kids, that “they are his children, not my children.”

So what’s to come of the three children that Michael has left behind?

Reportedly, if she takes the two children back, she’s likely to receive a nice chunk of change for child support from Michael’s estate. 

I have to wonder if that’s what he would’ve wanted.  He obviously wanted to raise the children alone, so I’m curious if she signed anything stating that she wouldn’t interfere with their upbringing. 

What do you think?  Should she get the kids?  And if she does, let’s hope it’s for the right reasons.

For those of you who thought that maybe Perez Hilton might have learned something over the whole Will.i.am incident, think again.

This fool made light of the Michael Jackson tragedy yesterday, and not in a good way.

When Michael was rushed to the hospital, Perez posted that it was a stunt and said Michael was faking it.

Check out his words:

“We knew something like this would happen!!Michael Jackson was taken by ambulance from his Holmby Hills home to a nearby Los Angeles hospital on Thursday afternoon!! Supposedly, the singer went into cardiac arrest and the paramedics had to administer CPR!!!His mother is even on the way to visit him!!!

We are dubious!!

Jacko pulled a similar stunt when he was getting ready for his big HBO special in ‘95 when he “collapsed” at rehearsal! He was dragging his heels on that just like his upcoming 50 date London residency at the 02 Arena, of which he already postponed the first few dates!!! Either he’s lying or making himself sick, but we’re curious to see if he’s able to go on!!! Get your money back, ticket holders!!!!”

CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS?  He updated the post after he found out about the news of Michael’s passing.  The picture of Michael that he had on the post said “Heart attack or cold feet?”

What a jerk.  For those of you out there that read his site, I ask you to boycot this poor excuse for a human being.  Michael Jackson is gone and Mario Lavandeira made crude comments about him while he was presumably DOA on his way to the hospital.

Boycott.  Please.  Or I may have to blacken the other eye for him.