Here’s the thing, why are journalists following her? Why do the paparazzi or whatever care what she says? I’ve seen her girlie bits more than I’ve seen most PORN stars. If I were her, I would be humiliated by the life I lead.

I thought it was the sound of millions of girls starving themselves and ignoring their math homework to be more stupid. Or the ocean. You know. Either one.

I imagine she was. Her mother never seems to publicly shake her head in disgust. Her mother is just as vapid. It was actually funny because just as Paris started to really blow up, I saw this expose about the other young women who run in her circle, these heiresses, and the ones who weren’t already running their OWN empires, their parents were horrified by what they saw in Paris, and had started to totally alter their parenting methods. Paris is not the only heiress in America, but you’ll notice that you don’t hear nearly as much about the others. Certainly not after Paris became the what-not-to-do.