Katy Perry admits to wanting to hook up with Jennifer Aniston’s and Jessica Simpson’s leftovers, John Mayer.

He reportedly told Jessica to try not to speak and just sit there and look pretty, so I can really imagine what kind of treatment Katy would get.

In case you didn’t know, I’m not a big fan of Katy or her regurgitated crap she calls music. 

During an on-air game of “Shoot, Shag, or Marry” on a recent radio show, she said that she would tap that, if she had the chance.  Her choices were between John Mayer, Benji Madden, and Pete Wentz.

She said, “I couldn’t marry John Mayer, it’d be so intense.  I’d definitely shag the s*** out of him though.  I’ll go on record saying that.”

Of her other choices, she said that she would marry Pete because “he seems to be a good dad” and that she’d shoot Benji.

I’d shoot all three of them and be insulted that they couldn’t come up with a better list.

Image/Source: OK Magazine

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