Tragicomical

Botoxed mother of Sunday Rose, Nicole Kidman, is said to be pregnant again by hubby Keith Urban.

She was snapped with a reported growing baby bump.

An onlooker says, “Nicole looked glowing and was a far cry from her usual skinny self.  She was wearing a silky red dress which failed to hide her expanding stomach.”

Her rep said, “To my knowledge, she’s not pregnant.”

But that’s not to say that Nicole doesn’t want to expand the couple’s family.  According to a friend of hers, “Nicole grew up in a happy family home with her sister and she would very much like to emulae that with her own family.  She’s been saying how she doesn’t want to wait around, so another baby could soon be on the way.”

I don’t think I would really enjoy the media speculating on whether or not I was pregnant every time I had a cheeseburger, extra scoop of ice cream, or that piece of pizza.  So I can’t imagine what she’s going through to think that the media thinks she’s fat or something with “her growing baby bump.”

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The Breaking Bad season finale is this Sunday, May 31, 2009 at 10pm on AMC. 

I can’t wait and I’ll be bummed, all in one day.  I’m excited for the finale, because this is a really awesome show.  But I bummed because after the finale, there’s a Breaking Bad drought in my house until it comes back on. 

Last week’s show left us with Walt looking over Jane and Jesse as they slept off their heroin high.  All of the sudden, Jane chokes and dies and Walt does nothing to help her.

It’s all gravy, though.  I didn’t like her that much anyways.  She got in the way of Walt and Jesse’s meth making expeditions. 

And you know you can’t screw with their drug money, right?  Especially when it’s a over a half-million split between the two of them. 

I’m wondering where they’ll be going with the next season, though.  The writers have put Walter into remission with his cancer, and thus, he has no further reason to cook meth.  For those who don’t watch, he was cooking meth because he was dying and wanted to take care of his wife and their son (and baby on the way).

Now he’s left with all this money, and no real way to funnel it into their otherwise working class lives.

I can’t wait to see the show on Sunday, I’ve heard good things.

What’s your guilty pleasure in television?

Even though his lookalike, Zac Efron, dropped out of the running, Chace Crawford had to audition for five hours before snagging the role of Ren McCormack.  The Footlose role was made famous by Kevin Bacon.

He says, “It was, like, five hours of the most rigorous tests ever. I walked out very confident.”

Of Efron’s passing on the part, he adds, “I know Zac, and we’re actually friends. He’s got to make the best choice for his career at this point, and I have to make the best for mine, and luckily it worked out for both of us.”

He also said that he doesn’t think the high-bar scene from the original movie is going to make it into the remake. 

He says, “I don’t know if the gymnastics high bar scene is going to make it. I’ve got some movement in me, but I’m not a dancer. I need to start stretching now!”

Oh boo.  Get Kevin freaking Bacon in there, he’d do it!  Besides that, since he got ripped off, doesn’t he need the money anyway?

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Angelina Jolie has been injured on the set of her new movie, Salt.

She was shooting the movie on Long Island when she reportedly bumped her head and got some sort of nick in between her eyes.  She bled a little bit and was taken to a nearby hospital.

Her manager says that she was filming a stunt when the incident happened, but she’s fine.

The movie’s production company issued this statement:

“This morning while filming an action sequence…Angelina Jolie sustained a minor injury.  As a precautionary measure, Ms. Jolie will be taken to the hospital and examined.  Production on the film has resumed.”

It sounds like they are just being sure that this “nick” doesn’t develop into anything worse.  You can never bee too careful.

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Just like OctoMom and her litter of 50, Jon and Kate Gosselin are being investigated over child labor laws.

TMZ reports that the couple are being investigated by the Pennsylvania Department of Labor to make sure that they are complying with child labor laws.

A spokesperson for the department says that they received a complaint and that’s why they’re investigating the situation.

A rep for TLC says, “TLC fully complies with all applicable laws and regulations.  ‘Jon & Kate Plus 8′ is no exception.  For an extended period of time, we have been engaged in cooperative discussions and supplied all requested information to the Pennsylvania Department of Labor.  We will continue to engage the appropriate officials and meet any standards of regulations that are applicable to TLC productions.”

I guess when it rains, it pours, huh?

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Jon Gosselin went to the Front Street Bar & Grill to chill out and enjoy a beer on Memorial Day. 

When the paparazzi started noticing who he was, he reportedly got nervous and uncomfortable and turned his back to them.

A source on the scene said there was no foul play going on.

The snitch says, “They were just … drinking some Miller Lites.  No canoodaling, nothing like that. He was wearing his ring, I will give him that.”

People just need to leave these two alone already.  It seems to me like everyone in their family wants to cash in on their public lives.

So what they have eight kids, my paternal grandparents had twelve and the only reality show they were a part of was called life.

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Because it’s not obvious that he’s gay?  (Not that there’s anything wrong with that)

Adam Lambert says, “It’s a really, really cool thing to be able to show people that you can be yourself, and you should be proud of yourself, and you should own who you are and what you’re about, and never make apologies for it.”

And to all of the people out there guessing about his sexuality, he says, “Calm down, keep speculating.”

I don’t really think that there’s any speculation necessary here. After photos surfaced of him in drag and shoving his tongue down some dude’s throat, I’m pretty sure it’s safe to say that he’s not straight.

But if he’s going to be making statements about owning who he is, then maybe he should already.  Just come clean, it’s okay, we all already know.

Right?

No one is going to care.  Heck, even Carrie Prejean said that she liked Adam better and she’s all anti gay marriage and everything.

Adam did say recently that he might reveal everything in his Rolling Stone feature, so we’re just going to have to wait and see.

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Who knew?!?  “Frasier” star David Hyde Pierce is married!  How cool is that?

He just revealed that he and partner Brian Hargrove have gotten married last fall.

They had been together for 25 years and got married in a quiet ceremony on October 24th. 

Their wedding was one of the few gay marriages that was made legal in the time before Proposition 8 passed.

Since they married within that window, their marriage will still be recognized as legal.

I don’t understand how the state can expect to pick and choose now, due to the timing of the couples, just whose marriages are legit and whose aren’t.  It just seems so silly to me that people are even having this argument. 

Why can’t we all agree to stay out of each other’s bedrooms and private lives and let everyone be equal.

/Rant off

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Because Paris Hilton has room to talk about being “fake and lame”, right?

Apparently, heiress Paris Hilton, felt the need to diss the show that her boyfriend Doug Reinhardt used to be on.

She says that Doug won’t ever go back on the show.  She says, “The show is, like, so lame and fake.  He doesn’t even want to be a part of it.”

She adds that the show portrayed Doug “in a way he’s not.”

Aww, she’s just mad because Dougie boy got dumped by Lauren Conrad.  Oh boo hoo.

She adds, “They make up relationships when they’re not there, and he just thinks it’s lame.  I’ve never seen the show in my life.  I have no idea what it’s about.  But he just thought it was cheesy.”

For someone who has never even seen the show, she sure does have a big opinion about the whole thing, doesn’t she?

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If you’ve seen the season finale of “Grey’s Anatomy”, then you know that George O’Malley and Izzie Stevens’ lives hang in the balance.

I guess Katherine Heigl wanted some Emmy-worthy material, and she got it.  But will she also get the boot from the show as a result?

The ending of the last season really left it open for both T.R. Knight and Heigl to leave the show in pursuit of other ventures, should they wish to.

E-Online is going as far as saying T.R. Knight’s character, George, is going to be killed off.

They say that Knight will not be returning for the show’s next season.  Knight was said to have wanted off of the show for quite some time now, due to tensions with show creator, Shonda Rhimes.

Other sources are saying that while Knight may be leaving the show, his character might live on, played by someone else.

Any other Grey’s fans a little miffed by this?  T.R. IS GEORGE.  That is all.

/Rant over.

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I know this isn’t celebrity related news, but I wanted to share this craziness with you.

This woman, Bonnie Sweeten, used a co-worker’s stolen drivers license and purchased tickets to DisneyWorld in Orlando, Florida.

She then claimed that she and her nine-year old daughter were abducted and stuffed in the trunk of a car.

She has been charged with false reports and identity theft at it was found that she lied about the abduction.  Prior to the kidnapping hoax, she had withdrawn about $12,000 from banks.

I hope they throw the book at her for putting her child in harm’s way like that.  I can’t believe that she would try to fake something like that.  It’s bad enough that things like kidnapping happen as much as they do, but to fake it, it’s just terrible.

Police are said to be releasing Sweeten’s daughter to her father.

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Here are your favorite vampires, Edward and Bella, smooching it up on the set of “New Moon”.

See that stuff on his face and body?  Doesn’t it look like he has chicken pox or something?  I kid, I kid.

Are you ready for the next flick already?

Michael Lohan was arrested on April 6th for allegedly threatening to kill his fiancee, Erin Muller and himself, after she tried to dump him.

(Pictured, left are Kim Kardashian, Michael Lohan, and his fiancee Erin Muller)

It was during a phone call on March 18th when she tried to break things off. 

He has pleaded not guilty to the charge of second degree aggravated harassment.

He is due back in court next month.

At least he’s good with his timing.  His parole for a 2004 assault just ended in February.

He could receive a year in prison for his alleged threats.

What a tool.  This guy needs to get his act together already.  You can’t just threaten to kill somebody and yourself and expect to get away with it.

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Katy Perry admits to wanting to hook up with Jennifer Aniston’s and Jessica Simpson’s leftovers, John Mayer.

He reportedly told Jessica to try not to speak and just sit there and look pretty, so I can really imagine what kind of treatment Katy would get.

In case you didn’t know, I’m not a big fan of Katy or her regurgitated crap she calls music. 

During an on-air game of “Shoot, Shag, or Marry” on a recent radio show, she said that she would tap that, if she had the chance.  Her choices were between John Mayer, Benji Madden, and Pete Wentz.

She said, “I couldn’t marry John Mayer, it’d be so intense.  I’d definitely shag the s*** out of him though.  I’ll go on record saying that.”

Of her other choices, she said that she would marry Pete because “he seems to be a good dad” and that she’d shoot Benji.

I’d shoot all three of them and be insulted that they couldn’t come up with a better list.

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Miley Cyrus is dating 20-year-old underwear model, Justin Gaston, and he’s a simple guy, really.  And not in a good way, either.

In a new interview with Details, he says that he aspires to be a little lap dog.

He says, “I’d be one of those little lapdogs that gets petted all day.  You know, they wake up, get fed, get attention.  I like attention.  I’d like to be one of those little dogs.  Is that weird?”

Yes.  Yes, it is.

He also talked about having bad dreams about the paparazzi, saying, “I have nightmares about paparazzi.  I always have these, like, flashing things in my dreams.  They’re so scary.”

He adds, “I was going to tweet about the paparazzi the other day, but I was afraid people might be, like, mean to me, which they often are.  Please don’t be mean to me on Twitter.  I’m just a guy.  I’m just a guy with a dream.  I don’t know what that means.”

Whatever floats your boat, fella.

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In a sad and tragic turn of events, Mike Tyson’s four-year-old daughter, Exodus has passed away yesterday.

She was found by her seven-year-old brother Monday morning, dangling from a cord attached to a treadmill.

Mike’s wife had performed CPR on her until paramedics arrived and rushed her to the hospital.  She was on life support and in critical condition, until she passed away yesterday at 11:45 a.m.

The Phoenix Police Department released this statement:

I was just advised by investigators that Exodus Tyson was pronounced deceased at 11:45 AM today at the hospital. Our sympathies go out to the family.

After her passing, the Tyson family also released a statement:

There are no words to describe the tragic loss of our beloved Exodus. We ask you now to please respect our need at this very difficult time for privacy to grieve and try to help each other heal.

May she rest in peace.  So young and taken away from them too early.  Our hearts go out to Mike Tyson and his family during this tough time.

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