Stop the press, loonie ex (?) druggie Amy Winehouse wants to be a mother.  Call me crazy, but the only thing this woman is capable of mothering is a cotton candy machine sprinkled with cocaine.  I couldn’t make this stuff up.

After Amy is finished with her new album, then she’s going to sit down and bring some children into the world.  With who, though? Blake?  I thought they were on the outs?

She says, “I’ll always have music in my life, but I don’t always have to sell it to people.  While I love music, I’d really love to have a family and that’s the most important thing to me.  That doesn’t mean I’m ready to start one right now because I think I’ve got another album in me.”

If she ever decided to give up music, Amy says that she’d have a beauty salon, because she’s the epitome of beautiful hair, right? 

She adds, “I’d love to have a beauty salon.  My nan, God rest her soul, pretty much trained up me and my brother Alex to be her beauty therapists when we were young – it was pretty clever of her, actually.  I must have only been about four years old and my brother was about eight.  He’d give her a full pedicure and then I’d have to paint her nails and do her hair.”

Yeah, but was it a beehive?

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