Tragicomical

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have been fine-tuning their rainbow nation of children to include kids from all over, including their own natural children.

Now, we’ve learned that Angelina wants to add an Indian child to the mix.  Just after seeing Slumdog Millionaire, Angie Jo has said to one of the pint sized stars of the movies that she plans to adopt from his home country next.

At the Oscars last month, Azharuddin Mohammed asked Angie why she hasn’t adopted anyone from India.

She replied, “Well, I’ll let you into a little secret, we will soon”

Watch out India, Brangelina is going to invade!

I bet Azharuddin was probably thinking that Brange should adopt him.  I would be too, if my father put me on a pedestal for the media after a 14 hour flight…then beat me when I refused.  Joining their clan for him would be like getting a Get Out Of Jail Free card.

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After dating for seven years and then getting married in 2003, Taye diggs and wife Idina Menzel are expecting their first baby together.

How cute.

The couple met on the Broadway production of Rent and hit it off.

They received threats through the mail in regard to their interracial relationship, but the couple forged on.  (Forget those haters.)

He is more recently known for his role on the Grey’s Anatomy spinoff, Private Practice.

No word has been released as to the baby’s sex.  Either way, we’re sure that they’re just hoping for a happy and healthy baby.

Congratulations to them, they seem like a totally happy couple.

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Actor and singer, Andy Hallett has passed away on Sunday at the age of 33.

He was mostly known for his part in the Buffy The Vampire Slayer spinoff, Angel.  He played the demon Lorne.

After the series wrapped, it was said that Andy suffered from cardiomyopathy, which was reportedly caused by a tooth infection.

He spent five years battling heart disease, to which he succumbed on March 29th.

R.I.P.

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While it was said that Zac Efron was going to take the role that Kevin Bacon made famous in Footloose, we’ve just learned that the part has been handed to Zac look alike, Chace Crawford.

Chace auditioned for the part after Zac turned it down earlier this month.

Apparently Chace has really impressed the minds behind the remake, with one snitch saying, “He did really well.”

This movie will be filled with all kinds of fail if Kevin Bacon doesn’t have a cameo in it.

What do you think? 

I don’t know why they have to remake some of the best films, sometimes they’re better off left alone.

Hollywood is all out of ideas.

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In Jade Goody’s final days, she nursed an imaginary baby. 

According to her husband, Jack Tweed, Jade spent her final hours drifting in an out of consciousness.  He slept on the floor so that he could be near her.

He says, “Sometimes Jade would wake up and think she was nursing a baby in her arms.  She’d tell me to be quiet so I didn’t wake the baby.  I used to go along with it and pretend to take the baby and call Jackiey in and pretend to give the baby to her…I’d then ask Jade whether she was okay and she’d say, ‘Yes that’s fine, now I can sleep.’”

So sad. 

Jade offered him half of the money they made from their wedding photos and story, but he said no.  How sweet.

He says, “I never took anything from Jade and I don’t want anything from her now.  I just want her.  Jade asked me whether I wanted half the money from the wedding, but I said to give it to the boys because I wanted her to know they had a secure future.”

It’s also been said that her children, Bobby and Freddy, will not be in attendance at her funeral service.  Instead their father is going to take them on a trip to Australia.  I don’t blame him, the boys are still young and probably don’t really understand what’s going on.

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Stop the press, loonie ex (?) druggie Amy Winehouse wants to be a mother.  Call me crazy, but the only thing this woman is capable of mothering is a cotton candy machine sprinkled with cocaine.  I couldn’t make this stuff up.

After Amy is finished with her new album, then she’s going to sit down and bring some children into the world.  With who, though? Blake?  I thought they were on the outs?

She says, “I’ll always have music in my life, but I don’t always have to sell it to people.  While I love music, I’d really love to have a family and that’s the most important thing to me.  That doesn’t mean I’m ready to start one right now because I think I’ve got another album in me.”

If she ever decided to give up music, Amy says that she’d have a beauty salon, because she’s the epitome of beautiful hair, right? 

She adds, “I’d love to have a beauty salon.  My nan, God rest her soul, pretty much trained up me and my brother Alex to be her beauty therapists when we were young – it was pretty clever of her, actually.  I must have only been about four years old and my brother was about eight.  He’d give her a full pedicure and then I’d have to paint her nails and do her hair.”

Yeah, but was it a beehive?

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Casey Anthony has reportedly written in a diary about the murder of her “little snot” daughter, Cayley.

This is so sad.  I still can’t wrap my head around why someone would murder their own adorable child.  This is just insane.

Police found Casey’s diary shortly after Caylee’s body was found, and tried to keep it under wraps. 

She basically confessed that she killed her daughter, according to sources.  The evidence is so awful that the prosecutors are looking to seek the death penalty. 

In the diary, Casey was said to have spelled out her intentions and said she planned the murder as a “mercy killing” to keep her away from her own mother, Cindy.

A source says, “Casey snapped.  In her sick mind, she became convinced that Caylee would be better off dead, in heaven, than in the hands of her mother.”

In one of the pages of the diary, Casey wrote, “I have no regrets, just a bit worried, I just want for everything to work out okay.  I completely trust my own judgment.  I know that I made the right decision.”

Also in the diary, Casey wrote about chloroform and pesticides and referred to her daughter as a “little snot”.I hope they give this crazy broad the chair.  I really do.  This is just heinous and horrible.  She needs to get the same treatment that she gave her own child.  An eye for an eye.

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Another call surfaced that is reportedly Britney Spears asking her lawyer for help in getting out of the conservatorship.

It definitely sounds like Britney, check it out on the sidebar to the left.

She says, “Hi. My name’s Britney Spears. I called you earlier. I’m calling again because I just wanted to make sure that during the process of eliminating the conservatorship that my father has threatened me several times, that you know, he’ll take my children away. I just want to be guaranteed that everything will be fine with the process and that you guys are taking care of everything. That things will stay the same as far as my custodial time. That’s it. Bye.”

I feel terribly for her, if this is true.  I was starting to believe that she was happy with the way things are all going, but with the second recording coming out and no one’s really refuting it’s authenticity, it’s hard to tell. 

If Britney did really want the conservatorship to be eliminated, how could she effectively go about it?  I mean, she’s Britney Spears, couldn’t she say that it’s all true at a concert?  Couldn’t she tell her dancers or someone else at a performance that she needs to get word to the media?

Maybe her father really is controlling everything and threatens her with her children.  I’d like to hope that’s not true, but we don’t know for sure, we’re not there.

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While I’m sure many of you will agree, it doesn’t take someone with an IQ equivalent to Einstein to put up a MS Paint scribbled celebrity photo and add their opinion to it, but rumor has it, Mario isn’t posting on his own site anymore.

Instead, Mario/Perez has taken to trying his hand at actually being a celebrity, instead of writing about them.

From what I’ve heard, Perez has hired three writers on his team.  From what I’ve seen on his site, something has definitely changed.  The stories are posted at a snail’s pace and it’s already old news. 

Boring!

Did you think he posts all of his own stuff?  Do you read his site? I say, boycott!

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Josh Hartnett was rushed to the emergency room at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in L.A., after complaining of abdominal pain.

Someone placed a call to 911 on behalf of the actor at 12:53 a.m. last night.  Paramedics arrived at the Chateau Marmont Hotel where he was staying, and rushed him to the hospital.

The caller said that Josh was suffering from extreme abdominal pains.

I’ll keep you posted if any more news is revealed.

Get well soon, Josh!

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Gwyneth Paltrow is the latest celebrity to want to inflict her fashion sense on us. 

She has teamed up with designers at ZOEtee to create her own vintage clothing line. 

ZOEtee is more famous for selling very expensive designer blouses and some jumpsuits.  Gwyneth’s design ideas should fit right in with the brand.

Her line, called “Loves Gwyneth” will be unveiled to fashion editors in London in the upcoming week.

Her line will benefit the London Kids Company charity and all proceeds will be donated to them.

Good for her!

It’s not like she’s not dripping with cash, so why would she need it?  Besides that, she’s married to Coldplay’s  Chris Martin.  So this probably will be more of a hobby for her.

But do you think this is good enough PR for her to battle marriage split rumors?

Would you buy her GOOP?

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Sharon Osbourne is on the defensive about her family being asked to appear together on TV and do their reality shows.

The Osbourne family first hit the screens with their show, The Osbournes.  That show really focused on their family’s dysfunctional lives.  They’ll be making their return to the small screen with their newest show, “Osbournes: Reloaded.”

This new show is pretty much a variety show of sorts, but Sharon is defending her family.  I have to wonder why she’s so defensive about everything.  Maybe she just wants us to tune in?

She says, “We are a real family, and we don’t pretend to be something we’re not.  We have been so open about our lives.  My husband has struggled with addiction his entire life.  My son has been clean and sober for six years…probably half of the people that are watching our show have someone in their family who has a problem with alcohol and drugs.  All my family are examples of being truthful about their condition and working through it and trying to better themselves as human beings.”

Good for them, I applaud them for dealing with their demons.  It’s got to be hard on them doing that while being in the spotlight.  I hope her show does well.  If she smacks anyone while taping, I’ll be watching!

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Madonna is reportedly heading back to Malawi for another adoption.

She’s supposedly getting ready to adopt Mercy James, which will be a sister for her African son, David Banda.  How sweet.

An official there says that they’re expecting her soon.   “We are expecting her this weekend,” said the official from the Ministry of Women and Child Welfare, which is responsible for adoption in the African nation.

Madonna is trying to catch up to Brangelina!

Madonna recently said that she wants a sister for David.  She says, “Many people – especially our Malawian friends – say that David should have a Malawian brother or sister.  It’s something I have been considering, but would only do if I had the support of the Malawian people and government.”

Hopefully they will overlook her relationship status and let her adopt another child from there.  It was said that they frown on letting people adopt children into broken homes from there.

I still think she should try to adopt one of the Octobabies.  She’d make a way better mother to one of them than Nadya Suleman.  OctoMom just seems to want the media attention from having 800 kids at one time.

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Seriously, I don’t care how much money this spoiled rich brat has, she’s got such self-entitlement issues that it’s not even funny.

I know I shouldn’t hate this broad that much, but I just can’t help myself, it’s so de-lish. 

Paris Hilton and her boyfriend Doug Reinhardt were partying it up at Liv nightclub in Miami, when she approached the DJ at the event to play some different music.  She wanted to hear some Blackeyed Peas or Madonna, but all the DJ wanted to play was techno.

The bodyguard at the club felt that Paris was a little too close, so he pushed her away.  This prompted her flavor of the month, Doug, to intervene and get into a fight with “six guys” (according to Paris).

She says the DJ sucks and her boytoy proved his love by standing up for her, talking to the media about the incident, and getting a bloody lip. 

Bleh.  This story needs more cowbell.

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John Mayer is a Twitter junkie, through and through.  Seriously, the man Twitters about every dumb little thing.

Now he’s dissing the service, saying it’s just for twits.  Be careful of the words you choose, John, they will come back to bite you in the butt.  Especially in this case.

It was rumored that Jennifer Aniston broke things off with John due to his Twitter happy updates. 

He says, “It’s inherently silly and it’s inherently dumb.  If you really think that Twitter is the pathway to spiritual enlightenment, well…It’s one step away from sending pictures of your poop.”

Well if you don’t like Twitter so much, why not just stop using it?  I guess that would mean he’d become irrelevant?

Oh, wait.

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Jeffrey Dean Morgan, who’s mostly famous for playing Denny Dukette on Grey’s Anatomy, just found that he has a son.

And get this – the kid is four-years-old!

I have to wonder why the kid’s mother waited so long to tell him.  Was she hoping that he’d get more famous than he already was?  Or was she waiting for his and Mary Louise Parker’s relationship to die off?

His ex-girlfriend, actress/producer Sherrie Rose, confirmed the news.  She says, “Yes, I have a four-year-old son with Jeffrey.”

Jeffrey found out about his son a few weeks ago and has since visited him.  He definitely wants to be a part of his kid’s life, too

An insider says, “He’s shocked and surprised, but he wants to be in the child’s life.”

Well, belated congratulations to Jeffrey Dean Morgan on his son!

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