In case you care or haven’t heard, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have tied the knot in a secret ceremony in Cabos San Lucas on November 19th.
You know they pimped out the story, the interviews, the pictures, and the whole enchilada to Us Weekly for an undisclosed sum of cash. So if you buy that issue, you’re financing these idiots on their shopping spree and when they go looking at $12 million homes.
Spencer had a few minutes to write his own vows and here’s what he came up with:
“Heidi, from the moment you came into my life, I knew my life would never be the same without you. You are the light in my life like the sun to the earth! Your loving warmth makes me want to be a better person. Being with you, I feel complete. I’m honored to even be able to call you my wife. You are the most amazing, loving and caring woman on this planet. I will love you forever and always.”
How sweet. So let me ask you this, If two douchebags get married in secret and nobody gives a crap, why is this news?
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