Tragicomical

Angelina Joilie has confirmed that she’s having twins. This will make baby five & six for the couple. If she keeps crapping out kids like this pretty soon they’ll have their own football team.

Where’s Tony Romo??

Elisha Cuthbert covered herself up after swimming in Maui yesterday. And who’s that dude she’s with? Another athlete?

Halle Berry has been looking good since she gave birth to baby Nahla. I still wanna see the baby pics!

At least she’s not pimping them out like Christina Aguilera or Nicole Richie.

And ahem, Angelina Jolie. But at least Brange donated the cash to charity.

Paris Hilton and Benji Madden were at Villa nightclub last night where Paris was showing off a black leather bustier dress and hair extensions. Maybe they were from her own line of horse hair??