Pink & Bai Ling in an ironic photo
Pink and Bai Ling both look like they could use a Whopper.
Britney Spears is learning to sing again
Britney Spears is trying to make her comeback, y’all.
She is re-learning how to sing so that she can stun us all with her amazingly wonderful talent.
Nahhhh, she just wants all of our money.
Is Victoria Beckham pregnant?
Victoria Beckham is sparking rumors of a fourth pregnancy because she didn’t drink at her birthday party over the weekend of the 20th. She threw a huge celebrity bash and didn’t touch a drop of alcohol.
I’m going to call it now, VICTORIA BECKHAM IS PREGNANT.
That’s all, I’m done now.
Amy Winehouse’s dad wants her committed
Rightfully so, too. Mitch Winehouse is about to pull a Jamie Spears on Amy and have her committed. He should do the whole intervention thing and take control of her finances and pay himself boatloads of cash every week.
He says, “I want her sectioned. The situation is getting out of control. I want her off the street. I don’t think being somewhere (in rehab) for six weeks is going to cure her problems. I think it needs far more radical measures. I’ve been on the phone to Amy’s manager in Los Angeles and he’s starting things rolling. They are going to be speaking to doctors, psychologists and everything else. Ultimately, it’s the doctors who will decide if anybody is sectionable. I’ve told them (medical authorities) she is a danger to herself. There is evidence of self-harming and she’s a danger to other people because she’s attacked someone.
Get ‘er Mitch!
Pam Anderson looks like a hot mess
Mess. Mess. Mess.
Pam Anderson needs a stylist, stat.
George Clooney lunching in Studio City, Thursday
George Clooney had lunch in Studio City on Thursday. Now that’s news. (insert sarcasm here)
Brooke Hogan still looks like a man in a bikini
Brooke Hogan still looks like a dude, I can’t help it. And she’s a tranny mess with those nails, too. I’d better shut up now, or she’ll claw my eyes out with those things.
Brooke Shields leaving the hospital on crutches, Friday
Poor thing, I hadn’t even heard that Brooke Shields hurt herself. Maybe Paris Hilton and Benji Madden ran over her foot, too? ha.
Ben Affleck comes out of hiding
Yes, we’ve all seen candids of whatsherface, but Ben Affleck doesn’t usually come out of hiding like this….so we’re surprised…
What did she have to promise him to get him out of the house for the White House Correspondents dinner?