Britney Spears reunited with the frappucino!

Britney Spears was out and about last night when she happened to be reunited with her oldest love, the frappucino!

Britney and the frap have been together on and off for years.  It seems that the frap seen Britney through her toughest times at the hospital and her crazy head shaving incident.  All the while, the frap waited for Britney to lose the crazy.  It's heartwarming to see them together again!

What flavor was it, Brit?  The vanilla bean or something else?  Tell us!

The best pop video of all time: Rio by Duran Duran??

Duran Duran's video for Rio has been voted the best pop video of all time.  The video is straight out of the 80's and features the band hanging out on a yacht with models.

Here's the entire list:

1.  Duran Duran - Rio

2.  Bjork - All Is Full Of Love

3.  A-Ha - Take On Me

4.  Michael Jackson - Thriller

5.  Sigur Ros - Svefn-g-Englar

6.  Nirvana - Smells Like Teen Spirit

7.  Radiohead - Just

8.  Jamiroquai - Virtual Insanity

9.  Madonna - Like A Prayer

10. OK Go! - Here It Goes Again

Who would you add?  Who would you take away?

Ashley Dupre wants to extend her 15 minutes

If you don't remember who Ashley Alexandra Dupre is, she's not going to let you forget anytime soon.  She's the prostitute that was sexing it up with former Governor Eliot Spitzer. 

I can't believe that this chick even got 15 minutes to start with.  She sat down with Diane Sawyer in a new interview for 20/20 and she said that she wanted people to get to know the real her. Cuz, you know, hookers have feelings, too.

Maybe she waited long enough for the story to blow over so that she could try to jump start her music career again?  Someone's gotta do a little PR for an album release or something?

She should've taken the offer from Hustler for a million bucks to show her butt in their magazine.  Larry Flynt pays better than Eliot Spitzer, and bonus, you don't have to bang the dude.

I guess Ashley doesn't want to go down in history as a prostitute.  I said "go down", I kill me.  This girl obviously had no standards to bang a squirmy ugly munchkin like Eliot Spitzer, so she probably doesn't care what she has to do to keep her name in the spotlight.  Hey, if the pregnant man can keep his name out there, I guess she can, too.

Image: Babble / Article: NYDailyNews

Miley Cyrus wants to be in a reality show

Would you watch a show that just followed Miley Cyrus around?  They'd tape her hanging out with Mandy Jiroux, eating Cheetos, and acting like a normal teen.  Would that bring in viewers?  I know I wouldn't watch that garbage for anything, but my nine-year-old might.

Miley's got the idea that she'd do well in a reality TV show like The Real World.

She says, "I would want to be on a reality show like The Real World because I think that's crazy.  Anyone who would do that has some serious guts."

So she wants to prove that she has guts?  What?

She adds, "I just want to be in a really nice house with cameras following me around.  I can just sit there, eat Cheetos, read my book, hang out all day."

So she wants Britney's life?  But she wants to get paid for it....kids!

Image: Photobucket / Article: InTouchWeekly

Winona Ryder has been hospitalized!

Winona Ryder was hospitalized briefly after becoming ill on a flight to London today.  She was treated at a hospital in West London as a precaution, but has since been released. 

She's fine now and her rep declined to comment on the source of her illness.

Hope it has nothing to do with painkillers, as she was taking them some time ago. 

I'm glad to hear that Winona's okay, she is one of my oldest favorite actresses, from back in the day. 

She's definitely had her share of problems, especially when she was arrested over shoplifting at Saks.

Image: Askmen / Article: Us Magazine

Kiefer Sutherland talks about jail

Kiefer Sutherland now knows that he can quit smoking, thanks to spending seven weeks in jail for a DUI.  He says that smoking wasn't allowed in the jail where he was, so he had to give up the habit until he was released.

He says, "I was very glad to know that I could quit.  And one day soon I will."

Of his time in jail, he says, "The lights never go out, 24/7.  You can't cover anything.  You can't even put your head under a blanket.  All the cells have cameras in them."

Jail sounds like it sucks really badly.  Glad he did his time and got out.  And kudos to Kiefer for not pulling the celebrity card to get out of jail free. 

I think if he could go seven weeks without a cigarette, then he can quit for good.  You can do it, Kiefer!

Image: Flickr / Article: Contact Music

Miley Cyrus is ticked off over that death hoax!

Miley Cyrus cannot believe that someone actually took the time to kill her off, on the internet, that is.  She says that she's really ticked off about the whole thing and wants to slap the culprit!

She says, "What happened?  Did I die, like, bungee jumping, getting bulldozed, what happened this time?"

When she was told that was supposedly killed by a drunk driver, she responded, "I got hit by a drunk driver! Ok, good.  Wait.  What?  On my webpage?  No.  My webpage got hacked? You're the bearer of good news.  Thank you."

She went on to say that she's really ticked off at the person who did this and she wants to "like smack 'em!"

Real nice.  I think I can go back through this article and insert the word "like" for you a few dozen times...you know, to make it seem more authentic. 

Image: People / Article: OMG! Yahoo

Guess who's covering up their naughty bits!

It's Jessica Simpson!  She's trying to avoid the snappers getting that infamous crotch shot. 

I guess that wouldn't go too well with her "blossoming" country music career, now would it?

Even a drunk/sad Jessica Simpson knows that it's best to cover your babymaker.

Is Joe Francis a trade up from Hugh Hefner?

I don't really think Joe Francis is a trade up for Kendra Wilkinson in the men department, do you?

Kendra took time off to hang out with Joe in Miami and were seen making out at Kary & Y on Friday before he went to club Heathrow.

An onlooker says that he was texting Kendra on his BlackBerry all night until she arrived at 2 a.m.  Then, they stayed there until 5 a.m.

Joe said, "If you were Kendra and you looked at the Playboy stock price lately, wouldn't you think about upgrading, too?"

I would possibly give upgrading to someone my own age, but I hardly think Joe Francis is an upgrade.  He's a sleazeball.  Stay away, Kendra, he's just gross!

Britney Spears' bodyguard accused of roughing up a snapper

Yesterday, I told you that Britney Spears was in New York visiting a school and just generally promoting her new single, Womanizer.

Well, apparently one of her bodyguards roughed up a photographer in the process!

The photographer, Carmen Valdes, is claiming that one of Britney's bodyguards bruised her and tried to break her cameria, while she attempted to take the poptart's picture.

She also says that Britney's SUV almost ran her over as it sped away from the scene.

The NY Police Department said it was unlikely they will investigate the matter.  On one hand, you have stars who want their privacy and on the other, the paparazzi that will do just about anything to get that photo.

Who's right?

Gold statue of Kate Moss unveiled

Sculptor Marc Quinn revealed his solid gold statue of Kate Moss at the British Museum today.  It features Moss in a yoga pose with her legs behind her back with her crotch in the forefront.

The statue is named Siren and it weighs 110lbs. which is probably more than Moss weighs in real life.  The gold statue is thought to be worth up to £10 million pounds and will be auctioned off after it's run at the British Museum ends next year.

The artist has said that Moss is "the ideal beauty of the moment."  He added, "The sculpture is really about whether we make images or they make us.  It's about trying to live up to impossible dreams and immortality."

I think the sculpture is weird and borderline pornographic.  What do you think?  Maybe that's because the sculptor is trying to make some kind of point.

There was a blowup on The View over Sarah Palin

After watching this blowup on The View, I want Whoopi Goldberg to run for President.  She's so right when she says that none of the candidates are qualified to run for the highest office in our country.

The blowup starts off with them showing a clip of Sarah Palin making an obvious dig at Senator Joe Biden, saying that she remembers his speeches from the second grade.

Sarah Palin does need the prepping, the woman can't even answer simple questions about what kinds of newspapers that she reads. 

Elizabeth Hasselbeck took offense to the fact that Palin needs prepping like a "pop quiz for high school".

Elizabeth Hasselbeck needs to take her butt to Fox News already, because her voice is annoying me.

Video below.

Naomi Campbell blames 9/11 attacks for her arrest

Apparently Naomi Campbell is running out of excuses for her nasty behavior. 

She attacked a flight attendant on a British Airways flight, then spat on an officer, which led to her arrest.

She's now blamingher attack on the flight attendant on the 9/11 terrorist attacks.

She says, "I think after 9/11 you can't say anything anymore on a plane.  I've flown British Airways for years, since I was a child.  The stewardesses will tell you that I would get on a plane, put on the blanket, and go to sleep."

The supermodel won't be flying BA anymore, to which I'm sure they're rather relieved.

She adds, "I’ll never fly that airline again, but nothing’s really lost. I did get my luggage. I was reunited with my (Yves Saint Laurent), and everything was cool."

Jesica Alba's new ad for Declare Yourself

Jessica Alba has posed again for a disturbing ad for the nonpartisan group, Declare Yourself.

The first ad featured a bound and gagged Jessica Alba.  Now, she's shown with a Hannibal Lector mask with nails through the mouthpiece.

Voters, does this get your attention and make you want to vote?

R.I.P. Mr. Clean

House Peters, Jr., the actor that played the original Mr. Clean in TV commercials, has passed away yesterday.

Doctors cite the culprit as pneumonia.  He was 92 years old.

Peters became famous in the '50s and '60s for playing the muscular earring wearing spokesman. 

He is survived by his wife, three adult children, and four grandchildren.

R.I.P. House Peters, Jr.

The Hogans to reunite for Nick's release

Brooke Hogan is planning a family reunion along with her estranged parents, Hulk and Linda, for Nick's release on October 21st.

She says, "For Nick, we will all go together.  He wants to see us.  It's not about us, it's about him."

Once he's a free man, Brooke is planning to cook for him, as well. 

She adds, "He wants me to cook him everything that exists.  Mac and cheese, cheeseburgers, salad, chicken, he'd even eat broccoli if I made it for him.  Anything other than jail food."

I'm of the mind that this kid hasn't served enough time for what he did to his friend.  I wonder if they're still planning on bringing out the camera crew for the event.

Britney Spears visits a closed NYC school

Britney Spears visited a school in New York City today, but the only problem was, the school was closed. 

John Philip Sousa Junior High School was closed today due to Rosh Hashanah, so staffers rounded up about 20 kids to meet the singer.

She signed autographs, posed for pictures and smiled and joked with the kids.

One of the kids said, "I couldn't say anything, it's Britney.  I was shell-shocked."

Britney was making her rounds in the Big Apple to promote her new song Womanizer. 

I'm just glad to see that she's looking like her old self again.  And her hair looks so much better!!